Blobfish

The most vile, grimy, soiled, god-fearing abomination that this universe has had the displeasure of creating.

unfortunately born in a timeline you also must also inhabit. His existence has been a burden to every living carbon based lifeform on this planet.

This creature is a friend to nary a man that lives, has lived, or will live.

yo that Blobfish lookin ass is plaguing my existence, woe.

by Lord Cumwad September 8, 2021

blobfishgang

A awesome person who is in a gang with blobfish

The blobfishgang terrorized the ocean

by Blobfishgang December 6, 2021

Blobfish

Someone who performs well but only under immense pressure.

Gus will get an A on an assignment he does the night before, he's such a blobfish.

by Boganafoganacy March 16, 2022

Blobfish

A describing word for a person whos fat and their rolls look like massive german sausages. he loves dick and is always up for a weight competition.

"Hey it's a blobfish!"
"ÄHHHH THERES A BLOBFISH IN MY SEAT"

by BruceJuiceYT258 December 17, 2022

Blobfish

World’s cutest fish

Known to be very smart and cool

She is a blobfish because she is cute.

by cuteblobfish7261 February 26, 2023

blobishy

you call something blobishy when it's soft, slimy or bouncy thing.

Definition 1:

A: wanna drink a cup of slash?
B: what's slash?
A: it's a blobishy drink with a fruit flavour.

Definition 2:
A: * touches a snail *
A: wow, it's so blobishy.

by Dog The Explorer February 3, 2024

tommy the blobfish

A person who is so thicc they affect everyone in the room with there thickness and they have big pp

The room when silent when tommy the blobfish entered

by owen125836543 October 15, 2019