arctic blaster

A strange ancient Eskimo practice when inside an igloo the female preformes oral sex. Upon ejaculation the sperm freezes mid flight. The female then proceeds by licking it as if it were a Popsicle

It was so cold last night she gave me an arctic blaster

by Special Daniel December 20, 2014

Cum Blaster

When you let your cum build up so it can shoot extremely hard at people.

She’s been evading her taxes for months, time for the cum blaster.

by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

Flutter Blaster

An extremely wet and explosive shit that sprays all over the toilet bowl.

Dude! I just ate some tacos last night and I'm feeling a mean flutter blaster coming on!

by Space Man Johnson June 16, 2011

ass blaster

To nut in a girls ass

I ass blasted the whore!

by sihatchturbo January 17, 2005

blueberry blaster

A violent ejaculation after a man has had blue balls, especially multiple occasions of blue balls.

Amy teased me this morning and I had blue balls all day, so later that night I gave her a fierce blueberry blaster all over her face and tits when I pulled out.

by J0hn_has_a_11_inch_penis January 17, 2009

Baby Batter Blaster

cock

I just shot carpet babies on her chin with my baby batter blaster

by Burritowagon May 11, 2010

blaster-bating

(1)masturbating While a stick of dynamites fuse is slowly burning down and you put it out with your load if you dont finish in time you die .
(2) masturbating while riding a rocket.
(3) masturbating while riding a motorcycle

(man one) brah i just heard the news did he really die?(man 2) didn't you hear kooterz died while blaster-bating.(at least he died doing what he loved the dynamite finally beat his por ass) (man one) damn

by c3000b1atch35 April 25, 2010