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Blimp Mansion 

the ideal location to close down a business deal is the blimp mansion. It is a luxury home built on the bottom of a large blimp.
No deal? I have two words for you: "blimp mansion". Now let's get these papers signed.
Blimp Mansion by askoen October 4, 2009
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blimp out 

To consume enormously vast quantities of food from buffets and fast food joints so as to become morbidly obese; to eat nonstop like a gluttonous pig.
A herd of fat black heffers and their niglets waddle in to blimp out at the old country buffet.

That obese nigger was so blimped out on ramen noodles he exploded!
blimp out by NigBith January 21, 2013

Blimp Shot 

The act in which a male fills up a females mouth with semen. When full, her cheeks will resemble a blimp. At this time the male will slap her cheeks, causing the semen to spray forcefully.
Your mom's boobs were a mess after I 'blimp shot' her.
Blimp Shot by BlimpieBalls January 2, 2010

Blimp Option 

A literal example of blue-sky thinking. Choosing an option that is so ridiculous that no one else has thought of it.
Sniper Bob: How are we gonna shoot the hostage-taker when there isn't a tall enough building nearby?

Sniper Joe: Dude, take the blimp option.
Blimp Option by Voot Cruiser March 6, 2010

Blimp Jesus 

That guy is a Blimp Jesus with that woman.
Blimp Jesus by Dante real man July 24, 2023

blimp dick 

His blimp dick tore my ass open.
blimp dick by 0-0 wat? October 7, 2013