Blimey

I thing that British people say when something fucking horrible happens.

*Man gets hit by a car*
“Blimey! Reckon he’s off to the hospital”

by sweester May 6, 2020

blimey

blimey

Barrère and Leland's A dictionary of slang
by Arthur Morrison

1 exclamation - god blind me. something surprising enough to make one wish they were blind so that they cant see such things.

2 also used as an extra offensive version of limey. it's extra offensive because british are always so down on americans and our love of slang. basically blimey is a thumb in their eye that they have no ground what-so-ever to stand on to justify their inborn doochbaggetry nature.

1 Blimey! did you see that mole rat lookin brit's teeth?

2 gfys blimey, stay the hell out of our constitution and our right to keep and bear arms or we'll ship over there for a quick coup and your queen's head on a pike along with the whole of your house of lords and yes i know this is a run on sentence so go suck your last fag you goddamn douche bags.

by WordRepoMan January 23, 2013

Blimper

Someone who has sex with fat chicks. A hogger or fat bagger. A person who finds a plumper to be attractive.

Look at him macking on that chunker. He's such a blimper.

by PMax March 15, 2008

blimeyyour

When somebody forgets to put the space between "blimey" and "your", and then you said "blimeyyour" out loud and sound like an absolute tit.

Guy 1: C'mon, lets carry him home

Guy2: Cor blimeyyour heavy.

by Dyaaar March 18, 2010

blimpin

to get high; to smoke pot

dude we are so blimpin right now muahahahaha

by Jake Tessier April 1, 2007

blimp

a fat ass who usually wears vibrant colors which show off their fattiness

damn, that bitch in fresh choice was such a blimp! she had like 4 plates of food!

by KDIZZO March 13, 2005

blimmed on

heavily intoxicated, with the nuance of retaining some degree of control, not making a (total) fool out of yourself, and generally experiencing a "good drunk".

1. "Dude, I was totally blimmed on last night..."
"Yeah bro, me too, that party was balls deep."

2. "I wanna get blimmed on tonight!"

by DanInJapan January 9, 2009