Blended Assets

An Adult Female w/ A Valuable Person or Thing

There are a plethora of blended assets over yonder, good sir .. perhaps you might liken yourself to that blend in order to increase your personal asset$.

by Chris2pher_gs July 15, 2021

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blenderxcore

describing scene kids with the haircuts that resemble being cut by a blender. marked by choppy, messy, short layers at the top and back of the head. also styled with large amounts of gel to make the layers more noticeable and sticking in every direction. basically just a really bad haircut.

-did you see that scene kid's hair? its so blenderxcore.
-he looks like he lost a fight with a lawnmower.

-i got my hair cut by someone that didnt speak english and now i look blenderxcore

by rainbowsandgasoline February 13, 2009

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blender ass

When your asshole looks like some one used a blender on it.

Gaping, giant beat up hole. Ripped, torn and beaten.

He has blender ass.

by Elderee January 17, 2015

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Blender Dick Syndrome

When someone has a dick so ugly it looks it has been through a blender.

He is hot, but he has Blender Dick Syndrome, so I wouldn't hook up with him.

by Chicken_Supreme August 8, 2019

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Balls in a Blender

Highly stressful situation at work that could potentially result in your being fired. This may or may not be a result of your own actions.

John: "If I don't get this deal to close by the end of the month, I am going to lose my job!"

Brian: "Man, sounds like you really are balls in a blender."

by Feel The Rush March 28, 2010

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