bleeding obvious

to miss something so obvious to anyone who made any actual effort to look, or even glance, that only a complete moron or someone with the IQ of a pineapple would fail to see it. Predominantly an English expression, especially with London Cockneys.

Watson asked Sherlock who shot the victim. "Somebody with a gun." he mocked.

"Well thank you, Sherlock, for stating the bleeding obvious" Watson growled.

by Fafhrd November 22, 2019

D-Blading

The process of repeatedly inserting a sexual organ into a Dyson airblade for erotic gratification.

I was lonely at the UNFCCC climate talks in Poland so I was D-blading between plenary sessions, and it was breathtaking.

by Williamsburg Rabbi November 12, 2013

creative bleeding

Like creative periods or creative menstrual cycle where an artist is unable to produce any creative off-springs.

I think my creative bleeding is over for now and yes, I am back with bang!

by thinkingbuddha December 11, 2013

bleeding-heart libertarian

Someone who claims to be a libertarian but believes that all manner of silly left-wing statist beliefs are an integral part of libertarianism.

Some bleeding-heart libertarian told me that "slut shaming" was the equivalent of going on a killing spree in a shopping mall and that I needed to "check my privilege."

by lawlster May 17, 2014

beading

the emmission of a small drop of pre-semen at the tip of ones bell during the early stages of arousal.

"when margaret entered the drawing room in that fetching blouse, i couldn't help beading"

by Tom Pullan July 5, 2004

Bleeding Llama Dance Party

Say it into a mirrior and it summons the spirit of an ancient japanese wolf demon. Created by Mr. Amazingphil and Mr. dnaisnotonfire.

Bleeding Llama Dance Party. Bleeding Llama Dance Party. Bleeding Llama Dance Party. AHHHH! Ged dan!....

by FlyingPhilFan November 1, 2010

Bleeding Anus

When your anal cavity has sprung a leak and blood seefs out of it.

My anus wont stop bleeding!

by jake June 10, 2004