Beatitude adjustment

A more Christian version of instant karma, in which someone suddenly learns that the Beatitudes of the bible also have a negative side, such as: "Cursed are the arrogant, for they will inherit nothing. Cursed are those who hunger for wrongdoing, for they will be left hungry. Cursed are the cruel, for they will be shown no mercy. " rather than "Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the Earth" etc.

Adam said Bo was bragging about his new car Monday and wrecked it Tuesday. That's a Beatitude adjustment for you.

by Dylan Thomas the Tank Engine December 22, 2022

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lattitude

Surly defiant disrespectful mannerisms dat sailors exhibit when voyaging through certain parallels of da globe.

In da hilarious Laurel and Hardy short "The Live Ghost", it is implied dat da sulky shanghaied deck-swabs behaved in an equally-grumpy manner at every port they stopped in, so apparently what they were exhibiting wasn't actual lattitude --- they were just teeth-grindingly resentful at having been hauled off against their will to work on da gruff captain's "ghost ship", not affected by how chilly or tropical da weather happened to be at any particular time.

by QuacksO January 16, 2023

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Blacktitude

A Black person attitude about the way of life. You can call it Eboh-nyx, Ebonics, Blaxsploitation, cultural appropriation. Being African American-friendly. Accepting of one's familial behaviors.

Tyrone: Erykah
Erykah: Tyrone
You have such blacktitude that you can say shit.
I know.
I've always been trying to find that word that explains what I is.
I-is.
I don't even know the er-ors.

by Young Jazzy Yo October 25, 2023

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