david blaine

Have sex with your girl in the "doggy style" position in front of a window. On the "out stroke" pull completely out and have a friend (or if your from the south, a relative) fill in for you. Hopefully she will never realize the switch. At this point, run outside to the window, stand in front of it and wave at your girl while she is still getting nailed by who she thinks is you.

i david blained that chick and she never knew what happened

by crisp January 11, 2009

David Blaine

The David Blaine is a sexual position where you are having sex with a woman from behind and with out her knowing you let your friend slip in. Then you go outside and wave at her through the window.

Ricks and I love to pull the David Blaine on many girls but they usually don't laugh.

by flave171717 June 10, 2010

Amory Blaine

(from the Fitzgerald novel)
1. Someone who is overwhelmed with the demanded acceptance of human irregularities. At the same time, an egotist.
2. The shnat chick is his greatest weakness.

1. He's just an Amory Blaine

2. "What's the matter Amory? Amory's thinking about poetry, about the pretty birds and flowers. I can see it in his eye."
"No I'm not," he lied. "I'm thinking about the Princetonian.." (TSofP, pp.75)

by kb1hnz March 3, 2005

Blainestew

A stew that is made by chopping up David Blaine and adding some other ingredients to it.

"Now Billy, nooo pudding if you dont finish your Blainestew!"

by dave January 28, 2004

Blaine Neece

He is a "boy".
He is a "whore".
He is a "boy whore".
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Kaitlyn Williamson, Mattie Sue, Mallory Sumter, Michelle Woodruff, Sydney Eckhart, Dafne Ramos, Paige P., Katie King, Kylee Nunn, and Matt Whitworth. ;
...... and more.

Blaine Neece has a small weiner.
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by Matt the stud Whitworth March 4, 2008

Blaine

A absolute chad that will pork your girls

I am blaine and i will pork your girl

by Epstien didnt kill himself December 5, 2019

Dropping a David Blaine

The act of releasing a turd that is so thick and long that, upon cut/release/splashdown, you not only obtain a sensation of levitating, but you experience a chill, followed by a brief look behind you in disbelief and extreme exhaustion/weakness.

This experience, in it's entirety, has been known to mimic the sensations experienced by street magician David Blaine while performing his world-renowned levitation during the airing of "David Blaine: Street Magic"

Sorry about the smell... I was Dropping a David Blaine... it took a lot out of me... I might need an ambulance.

by BalduccisBalls June 19, 2011