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Bjorn

Bjorn has alot of swag. Like ALOT of swag. He smokes cigarettes. It always looks swag. He has a large cock that smells like bacon.
Damn! You see Bjorn? He’s so swag.
by dezeyouth November 22, 2021
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Bjorn

A very KARDERR person who loves everyone that loves him.He has so many talents and his metabolism is the best,he can heat tons of food and never increases in weight(ca t thot vllai ndro profesjon)
Bjorn is a boy who you can be very safe with.His best friend always forgets his b-day
by Koga.bbx November 21, 2021
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Originating from Scandinavia, however, people with this name appear to have a massive penis measuring a whopping 6.9 inches long. It also means 'Big Bear'.
Hey, i heard in the shower rooms Bjorn has a 6.9 inch dick which doesn’t fit!
by WineEmDineEmSixtyNineEm November 21, 2021
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Bjorns

An incognito cuss word with many meanings used primarily by young weird people that watch too many cartoons. A vile dirty word used by trash gremlins for nefarious purposes. Primarily describes a nasty round object exuding filth. Used to stun and confuse people like they’re Pokémon. Anger old women. Make randoms feel left out. Being a little known word, it’s safe to use in the workplace and around children, just confuses everyone who doesn’t know what it means. Apparently it means bear in Swedish (which technically does fall into this definition of bjorns ((see: nasty round nefarious objects)).

It is a noun.
Pronounced “bee-yorns”
“Hey man can you pass me the eggs?”

“Oh you mean the bjorns?”

“Suck my bjorns”

“That’s because you look like the underside of my bjorns”

“WHEW, it smells like bjorns in here dude. What is that?”
by Sailor plue April 12, 2023
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Bjorn

bjorn has such a big cock OMGGGGG!!!
Ahhh bjorn stick yout large cock inside of me ahh
by Pussydestroyer187 November 26, 2021
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Bjorn

The process of becoming Swedish. One will start to shrink and their hair will slowly bleach during said process. Their eyes will become an icy blue and their vocal cords will contort, enabling them to have mastery over the Swedish language.
Oh god, I’m about to Bjorn!
Please help my son, he’s Bjorning!
by Mr. Bjortle May 8, 2022
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Bjorning around

"Bjorning around" is local Northern European slang, meaning slacking off or doing nothing, particularly in a work setting. It is likely derived from the name "Bjorn" or "Björn," which is a Scandinavian name meaning "bear", referring to wandering or moving aimlessly, similar to how a bear might roam around.
I haven't done anything today, I'm totally Bjorning around.
by Bjorning Wanderer March 18, 2024
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