Bjorn is my ex. He is from Belgium and I am starting to fall in love with him again. We hug and hold hands and I dont know where it came from. We broke up a year ago but now were back on track again. He is so perfect and so handsome and I just want him with me rn.
by Tablecoolswag October 31, 2019
by Pussydestroyer187 November 26, 2021
Bjorn has alot of swag. Like ALOT of swag. He smokes cigarettes. It always looks swag. He has a large cock that smells like bacon.
by dezeyouth November 22, 2021
This is a one of a kind juicy piece of meat, incapable of performing the most simple tasks. Very loyal to his senpai, raised in a extremely christian household. Can be used in a sentence as a word implying "being useless".
dude 1: hey dude can you make this drawing on your computer.
dude 2: nah man i would pull a total Bjorn on that.
dude 2: nah man i would pull a total Bjorn on that.
by Tjomas November 22, 2021
The process of becoming Swedish. One will start to shrink and their hair will slowly bleach during said process. Their eyes will become an icy blue and their vocal cords will contort, enabling them to have mastery over the Swedish language.
by Mr. Bjortle May 08, 2022
A very KARDERR person who loves everyone that loves him.He has so many talents and his metabolism is the best,he can heat tons of food and never increases in weight(ca t thot vllai ndro profesjon)
by Koga.bbx November 21, 2021
Originating from Scandinavia, however, people with this name appear to have a massive penis measuring a whopping 6.9 inches long. It also means 'Big Bear'.
by WineEmDineEmSixtyNineEm November 21, 2021