This is a one of a kind juicy piece of meat, incapable of performing the most simple tasks. Very loyal to his senpai, raised in a extremely christian household. Can be used in a sentence as a word implying "being useless".
dude 1: hey dude can you make this drawing on your computer.
dude 2: nah man i would pull a total Bjorn on that.
dude 2: nah man i would pull a total Bjorn on that.
by Tjomas November 22, 2021
Get the Bjornmug. A very KARDERR person who loves everyone that loves him.He has so many talents and his metabolism is the best,he can heat tons of food and never increases in weight(ca t thot vllai ndro profesjon)
by Koga.bbx November 21, 2021
Get the Bjornmug. by Apollo09 August 25, 2022
Get the Bjornmug. An incognito cuss word with many meanings used primarily by young weird people that watch too many cartoons. A vile dirty word used by trash gremlins for nefarious purposes. Primarily describes a nasty round object exuding filth. Used to stun and confuse people like they’re Pokémon. Anger old women. Make randoms feel left out. Being a little known word, it’s safe to use in the workplace and around children, just confuses everyone who doesn’t know what it means. Apparently it means bear in Swedish (which technically does fall into this definition of bjorns ((see: nasty round nefarious objects)).
It is a noun.
Pronounced “bee-yorns”
It is a noun.
Pronounced “bee-yorns”
“Hey man can you pass me the eggs?”
“Oh you mean the bjorns?”
“Suck my bjorns”
“That’s because you look like the underside of my bjorns”
“WHEW, it smells like bjorns in here dude. What is that?”
“Oh you mean the bjorns?”
“Suck my bjorns”
“That’s because you look like the underside of my bjorns”
“WHEW, it smells like bjorns in here dude. What is that?”
by Sailor plue April 12, 2023
Get the Bjornsmug. Bjorn has alot of swag. Like ALOT of swag. He smokes cigarettes. It always looks swag. He has a large cock that smells like bacon.
by dezeyouth November 22, 2021
Get the Bjornmug. Originating from Scandinavia, however, people with this name appear to have a massive penis measuring a whopping 6.9 inches long. It also means 'Big Bear'.
by WineEmDineEmSixtyNineEm November 21, 2021
Get the Bjornmug. The process of becoming Swedish. One will start to shrink and their hair will slowly bleach during said process. Their eyes will become an icy blue and their vocal cords will contort, enabling them to have mastery over the Swedish language.
by Mr. Bjortle May 8, 2022
Get the Bjornmug.