Biological Dorito

A term for food that you have bitten off of, that some other mother fucker desided to put in his/her face afterword, just for the purpose of making what they did much more discusting than it sounds after shouting "you ate my biological dorito" Dorito can also be replaced with other words such as:
Biological Apple
Biological Cake
Biological Sandwich
Ect....

You:*bites off a chip*
You:*drops the chip*
Motherfucker:*takes chip and shoves it in face*
You:"I bit that you know..."
Motherfucker:"SO?!"
You:"It was in my mouth.."
Motherfucker:" I dont care."
You:"BASTARD YOU ATE MY BIOLOGICAL DORITO."
Motherfucker:"god, i feel sick."

by Slipknotchick May 15, 2010

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biological weapon

slang term for a fart

person 1- (farts)

person 2- what the FUCKS wrong with you

person 1- you never said we couldn't use biological weapons

by I had nothing better to do but write this definition April 5, 2007

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Biological_Dad

A super genius of Mexican descent.

Dude, you fucking BD'd that test!

by Mexican Genius May 2, 2005

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biological clock

the loud ticking sound that wakes women up in the middle of the night once they begin to worry they may not have enough children to satisfy their maternal instincts (or insecurities), beware the woman who awakens in this state as it has been proven that they are highly fertile and irrational

last night my girlfriend woke up and started talking about saving $$$ for a wedding...?!?

by Tico June 20, 2004

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biological cis women

The only type of humans on earth to have two mechanically identical meats. Whereas, men and transgender people only have one.

They have breasts and a vagina. Men, only have a penis. But a penis will never go up in value like a pair of breasts and a vagina.

Biological cis women work at Hooters, Twin Peaks, and even Wienerschnitzel.

by DeezPeanuts January 4, 2021

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