bike hack

basically anyone who wrecks shit on their bikes more then most

Kalan Beisel is a fucking bike hack, he has broken more frames then Picaso

by themfinglegendofCOLORADO March 5, 2012

not bikini ready

This is an indirect way of referring to oneself as having some extra weight or insufficient tone, necessitating a crash diet and serious exercising before the summer.

When the moment she was dreading could no longer be avoided, Marie found that she was not bikini ready. Sigh!

by eViL pOp TaRt April 28, 2006

Let's go ride bikes

An expression used to point out someone's inability to focus on a given task due to Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).

q: How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?
a: Let's go ride bikes

by fish27 March 18, 2008

Wanna Ride Bikes

An expression used to point out someone's inability to focus on a given task due to Attention Deficit Disorder (ADD).

q: How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to screw in a light bulb?

a: Wanna Ride Bikes?

by fish27 September 9, 2008

the local bike

One who is 'free' wih their body, thus being likened to a local bicycle, which is 'ridden' by all. Something that is required for occasional use, usually when drunk, always dumped after use and never kept.

"theres the local bike...... drunk again..... everyones had a ride...."

"THE STOW"

by Gibralter80 September 2, 2008

biker fuck

Old biker that steals your girl

I hate that old biker fuck he took my girl

by stomphehead October 21, 2015

Baptist bikini

A Baptist bikini is a woman's swimsuit with mid-thigh length shorts and a full, multilined halter top. This is designed to minimize the degree of sexiness of the wearer.

Jessica could go swimming only if she wore either a maillor or a Baptist bikini.

by Elvis Wearing a Bra on Head March 26, 2009