Swashed buckled at the benders

When you can’t walk or talk because you’ve been on an mdma bender

Brendan, I am swashed buckled at the benders!!

by Swashed buckled at the benders October 17, 2019

Genderist

Contraction of "gender activist". Someone who believes that sex (our genitals) is a social construct while gender (femininity, masculinity) is an inner feeling more important than your biological reality. Genderists defend gender and make new gender identity labels ( genderqueer , gender fluid , greygender , non binary , demigirl , etc) rather than destroying gender (women and men wearing whatever they want without it to make them not a woman or not a man anymore- which is what any radical feminist fights for). Genderists are trans activists and part of the wider group of liberal "feminists".

Emily: "This guy in my class is such a liberal misogynist, he thinks he's not a man but rather a "demigirl" just because he has long hair and wear make-up..."
Hailey: "Typical genderist! As sexist as any conservative! Men can be feminine and women can be masculine, the way they act and present themselves doesn't change their sex WTF"
Emily: "I know right?! Gender politics are 2.0 anti-feminism, i can't believe we're called "TERFs" for saying the truth!!"

by we-are-indie-kids July 9, 2018

Besteristest

Better than the best of the best.

Not Good
Not Better
Not Best
Not Bestest
but...

BESTERISTEST!

"You are my besteristest friend in the whole wide world!"

by Me March 10, 2005

Betterist

A Betterist is a person on Betterfly who can help someone learn, look or feel better in some way. "Betterist" includes all the different teachers, coaches, trainers, and stylists who help others be better.

A local grandmaster who teaches chess can be a Betterist, as can a hair stylist working in a salon and a high school student who tutors middle school kids in geometry.

by Betterfly August 9, 2010

Genderist

Someone who looks down on a certain gender (being racist but with genders)

“He is the biggest genderist I’ve ever met! He said girls are nothing but the maids and slaves!”

by Mel&co. January 6, 2021

Genderist

Contraction of “gender activist”, someone who believes sex is a social construct while gender is an inner feeling. Genderists like to make more and more gender labels rather than criticising gender.

“This guy in my class who has long hair and wears make-up is such a genderist, he believes he’s not a man but “non-binary” just because of his look... ugh, such a 2.0 kind of sexism. Let men be feminine instead!”

by we-are-indie-kids July 8, 2018

fender benders

Archaic term for any of the shiny rainbow of barbiturates prescribed like Easter candy in the sixties in spite of causing more death and mayhem than the Vietnam War (to Americans, that is). May help to explain the learning disorders common in subsequent generations.* See also: ape wafers, gorilla biscuits.

*OK, we had learning disorders too; we were diagnosed by professionals as "lazy", "spoiled", "disrespectful", "undisciplined", etc.) (Has anybody with a PhD in Ed Psych ever noticed how fucking boring high school is, except for the handful of anal-compulsive overachievers who will end up either shooting themselves or in charge of further fucking up this barbaric, feudal, shithole of a country?) Off topic! Minus 20 pts!

I was hoping to get into Cindy's pants, but I took some fender benders at the dance to get loose and then sideswiped the vice-principal's Edsel in the parking lot.

by Doc Benway '47 May 18, 2011