The act of kidnapping and typing up your college roommate in your dorm and pretending they did not return for this semester. Then the captor will torture their roommate through repeatedly zoning out in front of them, going out for late night walks, eating large meals while the prisoner starves, and the occasional blowjob.
Aidan: “Nah, Bonathan isn’t coming back this semester?”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
(Later)
Kirk: “Guys I think Aidan’s pulling a Befouled Bonathan again.”
by LargeDavid April 9, 2021
Get the Befouled Bonathan mug.Applies to anyone currently in school. It is basically listing you're priorities in life. You can't go straight for the bitches and expect to move on in life, but by putting the grades before the bitches you can expect a great bitch count for the long run. Use this saying when you're trying to explain to a friend that "pussy isn't just pussy".
JT: i got more important things to worry about, like smashing.
KD: no you don't. grades before bitches bruh.
KD: no you don't. grades before bitches bruh.
by KDandJT July 23, 2009
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The equally pivotal yet rarely invoked supplement to the Bros before Hoes rule.
As Bros before Hoes states; "your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with)." While Bros before Hoes is indeed the most hallowed of traits amongst Bros, what must also be taken into consideration is the bro-ness level of the invoker of Bros before Hoes. That is, if a male cohort of yours wishes you to disengage from a female you are courting by claiming "Bros before Hoes," yet cannot be considered a "Bro" himself (e.g. He wouldn't do the same for you, you don't know the guy too well, he's cockblocked you on more than one occasion, etc), then you have the right to proclaim "Pussy before Wussy" and continue your pursuits.
As Bros before Hoes states; "your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with)." While Bros before Hoes is indeed the most hallowed of traits amongst Bros, what must also be taken into consideration is the bro-ness level of the invoker of Bros before Hoes. That is, if a male cohort of yours wishes you to disengage from a female you are courting by claiming "Bros before Hoes," yet cannot be considered a "Bro" himself (e.g. He wouldn't do the same for you, you don't know the guy too well, he's cockblocked you on more than one occasion, etc), then you have the right to proclaim "Pussy before Wussy" and continue your pursuits.
Douche: "Wanna hit a strip joint?"
Man: "Nah, I'm goin' out with Jen tonight. Gonna finally pop the question."
Douche: "That skank?" Come on, man, Bros before Hoes."
Man: "You smoked all my weed yesterday, hit on my sister last week, and I've only known you for a month. Pussy before Wussy, bitch."
Man: "Nah, I'm goin' out with Jen tonight. Gonna finally pop the question."
Douche: "That skank?" Come on, man, Bros before Hoes."
Man: "You smoked all my weed yesterday, hit on my sister last week, and I've only known you for a month. Pussy before Wussy, bitch."
by Skeever Testicles February 1, 2013
Get the Pussy before Wussy mug.A term used to metaphorically describe the foreshadow of the climax to an epic story that has never been seen or told before hand.
by Titus dyfilid February 13, 2019
Get the Calm before the storm mug.An alternative / pop punk / rock band from Orlando, Florida. The band consists of four boys in which two are brothers.
They have toured with bands like All Time Low,
A Rocket to the Moon, The Summer Set, Yellowcard, Hey Monday.
Connor McDonough: Vocal & Guitar
Riley McDonough: Vocal & Bass
Braiden Wood: Guitar
Thomas Silvers: Drum
They have toured with bands like All Time Low,
A Rocket to the Moon, The Summer Set, Yellowcard, Hey Monday.
Connor McDonough: Vocal & Guitar
Riley McDonough: Vocal & Bass
Braiden Wood: Guitar
Thomas Silvers: Drum
person 1: Do you know this band with teen boys that toured with All Time Low?
person 2: No, what are they called?
person 1: Oh, you should check out Before You Exit then
person 2: Before I exit what?
person: 1: I means, the band is called Before You Exit
person 2: No, what are they called?
person 1: Oh, you should check out Before You Exit then
person 2: Before I exit what?
person: 1: I means, the band is called Before You Exit
by alltimemaine May 14, 2011
Get the Before You Exit mug.The unwritten law that your bros (male friends) should always become before hoes (female with whom you are/hoping to have a relationship with). Most used as a trump card by your bros when they feel you are becoming whipped or that your hoe is a slut and a bitch.
Jack: Scott, its poker night, remember to pick up the beer.
Scott: Sorry I can't, Erica wants me to go shopping with her. She said we might go back to her house after we got done though, I'm hoping I will get in the box.
Jack: WTF, bros before hoes, I will see you at 8.
Scott: Good call, see you at 8.
Scott: Sorry I can't, Erica wants me to go shopping with her. She said we might go back to her house after we got done though, I'm hoping I will get in the box.
Jack: WTF, bros before hoes, I will see you at 8.
Scott: Good call, see you at 8.
by NHRC September 13, 2004
Get the bros before hoes mug.The Before Daddy is the man that originally thought he was the child’s father and later learns that someone else is the biological father.
Local 304: He’s my daughter’s Before Daddy, that’s her Real Daddy, and that simp over there is her Step Daddy.
by Rmthd93 May 25, 2021
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