fling a bearing

To take and fling an old ball bearing at another drivers windshield while on the highway during an act of road rage.

Right before he swerved off the road into the embankment, the tattooed biker decided to fling a bearing at the soccer mom driver in the minivan who accidentally cut him off on the highway. Afterwards the biker woke up in a hospital bed with the television tuned in to the cartoon channel.

by Petergozinya June 7, 2009

Anders Behring Breivik

Primary weapon:- Ruger Mini-14 rifle, holographic sight
Secondary weapon:- Glock 17 pistol, extended mags

Equipment:- C4 (Fertilizer bomb IRL)
Perk 1: UAV Jammer (police uniform IRL)
Perk 2: Stopping power (because he used hollow point bullets IRL, lol n00b)
Perk 3: Double tap

Sir Anders initiated his quest for the high score by detonating a fertilizer bomb in downtown Oslo, dressed up as a cop, and snuck behind enemy lines like a 1337 spy, yo. Pretending to secure the area following the initial explosion, he escaped the blast zone and made his way to Utopya Island where hippie faggots hold their annual bacchanalia. Smiling genially, he invited his victims to gather round (they believed he was a policeman coming to save them) before unloading on them with a Glock 17 pistol, Ruger Mini-14 rifle and Benelli Nova shotgun.

With help arriving in a timely fashion (90 minutes later), Sir Anders took his sweet time searching every tent, sniping every swimmer, chasing the enemy looney tunes-style up and down every path, and double tapping anyone lying on the ground to be extra sure, which came in handy since a lot of them pretended to be dead. And so a new high score was born.

Anders Behring Breivik is currently "imprisoned" in the Halden Prison, which is basically a giant resort for Norway's criminals (Don't believe me? Look it up!) There he'll be able to practice potato agriculture, maybe write the second part to his manifesto and fight Cultural Marxism in the library while sipping a Cappuccino courtesy of every grateful Norwegian taxpayer.

by The Finnisher April 28, 2012

Motor Beering

A hybrid of Motor Boating and a Body Shot. Beer is poured into the cleavage of the Motor Boat recipient as their jugs are simultaneously being mouth jiggled.

I was Motor Boating that stripper while Mike poured beer all over her boobs. We took turns Motor Beering the Hell out of those things!

by Ditka's 'Stache October 28, 2011

child-bearing age

after pre-puberty and before menopause

"Watch it dude, she's not of child-bearing age"

by redheadbass January 13, 2013

Ball Bearings

What you say when you have no idea how something works. Usually referring to something technical of which you absolutely have no fucking knowledge

‘It’s all ball bearings these days’ said the airplane salesman to the mechanic fixing fuel line of true plane.

by Sedamsville14 October 31, 2019

Berfin

A finnish bear. Likes korean stuff alot. Is defined as one of the cutest beings on earth. Is known to like Bembel and cheese alot. The Berfin is great at fashion and cooking.

"Is that a usual bear?"
"No, you uncultured swine! It listens to k-pop – obviously a Berfin!"

by TheOfficialLobster October 28, 2018

Befriend

To violently attack someone with very dangerous and extremely powerful blasts of magical pink light until your target sees the validity of your viewpoint.

"If you won't stand down, I'll have to befriend you!" "Oh god, please, don't befriend me!" "Brace yourself; You're about to be befriended!"

by Bearorcat February 4, 2010