phat beatsies

Only the fattest of beats

I just want to live my dream and make phat beatsies.

by Paradigm. April 22, 2017

Santa Beers

Shotgun beers on christmas eve or day.

Let's go down to the basement and have some santa beers.

by scott and bone December 28, 2011

Barber Beats

Barber Beats is a subgenre of Vaporwave, which itself is a microgenre of electronic music. It was first developed in the mid-to-late 2010's by the artist 'Haircuts for Men' hence the naming of the subgenre. It consists of music that has a generally minimalist approach, often sampling from 80's jazz music and being simple in arrangement. It's a rather chill and atmospheric type of sound. Most of the time Barber Beats albums have Google Translated Japanese names for songs. Known artists of this subgenre, other than HFM, include Macroblank, DARKNESS and Monodrone.

Damn bro, I was straight vibin' out to some Barber Beats the other day! Straight chillin'!

by sunny d in my cup December 24, 2021

Beersdin

1) To get Beersdin. The act of getting drunk, normally by gunning an excessive number of beers, to the extent you are no longer capable of leaving the building.

2) To be Beersdin. Drinking enough beers while in one place so that you become surrounded by so many empty cans you are unable to move.

1) Tell everyone to grab a crate on the way over. We're getting Beersdin!

2) Last night, I was so Beersdin, I couldn't even get up to hit on that razzle bitch with the huge chebbs.

by Thanatoslives March 27, 2013

Beats-deaf

The combination of X-box play and Beats headphone use rendering a teenage male unreachable and in complete and utter isolation from the surrounding environment.

I tried to tell him that the house was burning down, but he was Beats-deaf and didn't make it out!

by YAWA April 25, 2015

crush beers

the act of drinking beers with the intention of getting drunk. often a daytime activity

what did u do this weekend? besides crush beers?

pretty much it

sick

by rawdognation October 9, 2008

Study Beers

Beers that assist in any type of academic circumstances to enhance the learning process and make it tolerable. Whether writing an essay, studying for an exam or making it through chem class.

Mark: Yo can I have a beer?

Jake: Na man I need study beers to read three chapters of World Civ tonight

by forzaboston October 14, 2009