Nigger Beater

A policeman's baton.

The suspect looked like he was going to make a break for it, so the policeman had to break out the nigger beater.

by Maldoven July 26, 2004

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better off bacon

Used to imply that someone's life is so inconsequential, that they would be worth more to the world if their flesh was cured and smoked into delicious people-bacon.

Man 1: While you were gone, that hot girl from the bar called to see if you wanted to go out on friday. I told her you'd have to check with your parole officer.
Man 2: Dude, you'd be better off bacon.

by themilkmantrink August 12, 2011

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bettercallmommy

instagram famous, known in the spam community for her performative activism, racism, preying on younger members, and blaming COVID deaths on BLM protests.

The way bettercallmommy perpetuates conspiracy theories against black people is disgusting

by ladychinaberry April 6, 2021

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Talking beezer

When someone who is at a party usually under the influence of class 'A' drugs ....starts telling other people at the party a story which sounds belivable at first ....but as the story goes on you soon realise that is the most unbelivable made up pile of shit anyone could ever think of.

Hey did you hear that guy at that party last night? ....

'Yeah i heard hes shagged 365 woman and bench pressed 365 kg at the gym ...its amazing!!'

Nah bro ...he just took too many drugs and started talking beezer

by Jongreenwood August 23, 2021

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