beefer

A noisy and sulfurous fart.

This sick pud just ripped a beefer in my face.

by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004

Bell Beefer

a bell beefer is a slow, low frequency fart

Bell Beefer is like hitting a low note on a tuba in a mexican band

by 2tonjackperiwinkle March 11, 2011

Beefdart

Another name for the penis, also can be used as a derogatory term for a friend.

A. Hey Dude, do you want to go out to the bars tonight?

B. No thanks, I think I'll stay in and chat with my girlfriend.

A. Fuck that, dude. That bitch has a vise grip on your nutsack. Quit being a beefdart and come hang out with us.

B. Sorry, I can't. she gets mad at me when I miss our AIM dates.

A. You're such a fucking beefdart. Why don't you grow a pair?

by W. Highley January 27, 2006

beefarilla

A really big guy, who is also as ugly as an ape.

Damn, beefarilla sure can put down the grub.

by Catfish M. September 20, 2007

beerears

The state of owing another beers; in beer "debt" to a friend

Mike had been buying the beers all night. Dave was in beerears to Mike.

by Lumpy LaCrosse June 1, 2011

Steamrolled Beefeater

A hot shot of gin.

Preferably beefeater brand, in a plastic shot cup, microwaved to 100 degrees Celsius/212 degrees Fahrenheit.

Bar patron: “do you have a microwave?”

Bartender: “Why?”

Bar patron: “I’m trying to get a steamrolled beefeater for my brother. It’s his birthday and that’s his favorite drink.”

by Robert Knockout July 20, 2021

Beefer

A term used to categorize a female of substantial size and weight. Unlike your standard run of the mill fat girl, Beefers avoid whale-status by engaging in minor physical activities such as running on the treadmill in ten minute intervals, erotically dancing at frat parties, and vigorously waving their arms as they bitch about their relationships (or lack thereof). Beefers travel in herds (also known as beef stampedes) and can reduce a solid B+ party to a C- in as little time as it takes to fit them all through the front door.

Rob: Hey man, is that party worth stopping by for?
Steve: Hell yeah man, theres so much booze its redic- ....Wait, fuck, nevermind a beef stampede just rolled through. Beefers on beefers in this bitch now. FUCK!
Rob: Be there in ten.

by DirtyMikeNDaBoyz December 14, 2014