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boardrat

much like a skank ass hoodrat that has fucked most of the men in the hood, a boardrat is a skank ass board member of an online community that fucks with people's heads and sustains supposedly exclusive relationships with multiple board members simultaneously.
little russian girls, beware of rav! he's a skank ass boardrat, someone should put poison in his water!
by boardratpoison July 7, 2005
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Beartrap

verb: To give someone a massive amount of hickeys along their neck...the marks left look like someone fell into one.
One night, this girl and a guy got really hot and heavy and he totally beartrapped her because she's got a ring of hickeys around her neck.
by FuckingHipster July 10, 2010
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Beardacles

Bristly, pubic-like feeling of beard hair being cuddled up against your soft skin.
Rachel: Get your beardacles off me!
Craig: Sorry! You looked cold.
by glazedpaczki May 22, 2022
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Polish Beartrap

When a female with braces is giving you head and she scrapes you dick with her braces.
That slut gave me a Polish Beartrap so I bitch slapped her.
by snowman29 June 21, 2006
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beardcraft

The act of finely shaping a man's facial hair to perfection. Many stylistic details are put into account including proper length, shape and other beardly attributes. Involves dangerous and expert shaving techniques to reach the ultimate level of beardliness.
"Holy Smokes Kevin! How did you achieve that finely shaped goatee?" "Oh, I thought that I would beardcraft today. It took some time, but my beard is finely molded into a facial hair sculpture of perfection."

"Much like many kids that waste their time building incredible structures playing Minecraft, my beardcraft took quite a while to accomplish the finished result."
by Swervyswerve July 22, 2011
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rusty beartrap

this is where a person clenchs someones face in their buttcheeks and then proceeds to excrete into their mouth.
awww i've just been rusty beartrapped.
by Ben Warton May 10, 2008
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bearracoon

The strange yet beautiful occurrence when a bear and a racoon mate and produce kin.
"OMG! Did you just see that bearracoon! It just malled that hunter!"

"You don't see many bearracoons around these parts."

"That bearracoon sneaked into my tent and stole my pixi-sticks! And then it ran into a tree...Poor bearracoon."
by nolie1 July 10, 2009
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