by Loztivo January 11, 2020
by KrysKrys January 14, 2008
A slightly disillusioned male prone to suffering from extreme emotions. Likely to become utterly infatuated with members of the opposite sex, only to perform a complete reversal of feelings in the blink of an eye and hurl verbal abuse at them.
100% absolutely guaranteed to be late, even if you purposefully tell him the wrong time, his inner clock will force you to rethink plans to allow for his tardiness. If you attempt to reprimand him for this, he will simply chuckle. In fact he will chuckle in literally any situation ala Dr Hibbert (The Simpsons)
Skirmishes with a Beard, (although over as quick as they begin and normally consist of him stamping over to you with a grimace on his face), will often result in him threatening you with a house brick
Although a Beard cannot be classed as a boy racer (as he is far too old), he will drive perilously fast. As a result a vital part of his vehicle (Brakes, Gearbox, Suspension) will usually emit distressing noises
Beards will demand to spend the majority of a night out in a drinking establishment frequented by old men. He will affectionately refer to this as a “pub pub” and will became very excited about the opportunities to order Stella and dry roasted peanuts.
If a Beard rubs his stomach or makes a gesture such as biting into an invisible burger, this is normally a sign that he is grown tired and needs replenishment (Often occurs towards the end of a night out)
100% absolutely guaranteed to be late, even if you purposefully tell him the wrong time, his inner clock will force you to rethink plans to allow for his tardiness. If you attempt to reprimand him for this, he will simply chuckle. In fact he will chuckle in literally any situation ala Dr Hibbert (The Simpsons)
Skirmishes with a Beard, (although over as quick as they begin and normally consist of him stamping over to you with a grimace on his face), will often result in him threatening you with a house brick
Although a Beard cannot be classed as a boy racer (as he is far too old), he will drive perilously fast. As a result a vital part of his vehicle (Brakes, Gearbox, Suspension) will usually emit distressing noises
Beards will demand to spend the majority of a night out in a drinking establishment frequented by old men. He will affectionately refer to this as a “pub pub” and will became very excited about the opportunities to order Stella and dry roasted peanuts.
If a Beard rubs his stomach or makes a gesture such as biting into an invisible burger, this is normally a sign that he is grown tired and needs replenishment (Often occurs towards the end of a night out)
“”Where’s that dam Beardo, I bet he’s having a second curry!””
“I don’t think Beard (Beardy/ Beardo) will be coming out tonight, he’s got a new girlfriend”
“I don’t think Beard (Beardy/ Beardo) will be coming out tonight, he’s got a new girlfriend”
by Cutco July 1, 2010
-Double weirdo beardo with strange shorts!
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-Huuuu... a very strange bearded MAN!
(double weirdo beardo)- Hey, who you talkin' to!!!!???! @%&!#$*&^%!!!
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-Huuuu... a very strange bearded MAN!
(double weirdo beardo)- Hey, who you talkin' to!!!!???! @%&!#$*&^%!!!
by Nalya April 17, 2022
Typically a male with unkept stubble or oddly disheveled appearance while also driving a suspicious looking van or truck
by DarthStellar September 3, 2022
Its a brutal streamer, he likes to show his tattoo and falls in love with chocolate.
He is retired pubg pro player but never actually played any Good. He likes to smash every female hole that is in his sight. Also known as “The king of Humenné” btw he has really nice video editor
He is retired pubg pro player but never actually played any Good. He likes to smash every female hole that is in his sight. Also known as “The king of Humenné” btw he has really nice video editor
Wow this redgie Beardo guy eats so much chocolate.
So i heard that redgie beardo has a new fragmovie coming out soon.
So i heard that redgie beardo has a new fragmovie coming out soon.
by Norf666 November 22, 2021
The name is given to the most dominant of men who in which is seen as a person with a beard that is able to grow out of control.
by Writer159B July 26, 2017