Beardsome

Adjective: used to describe someone who has rugged good-looks highlighted by a thick beard; often attributed to those who profit from their overall beardliness, particularly in the art of mating; a negative term to describe good-looking men with beards by feminine little pansies that cannot grow beards, or even a respectable stache.

Girl 1: Look at that lumberjack looking guy over there. He's so hot.

Girl 2: He's quite a beardsome individual, isn't he?


Dude, you're looking rather beardsome today. Congrats.

by Beardsome April 10, 2009

beardspiracy

a conspiracy against those who have beards or other facial hair and can involve anti behavior towards those with beards.

"I didn't get that promotion at work because there is a beardspiracy against me"

by bmeng June 1, 2009

Bearstantial

adjective that describes the proper amount, size, portion for a bear.

Oh no, a bistro won't do. I'm hungry. PLOISE I need something more bearstantial!

by AussieGingerBear July 31, 2016

Bearbra

Usually a nickname for girls named barbra

Hey bearbra, what are you going to do today

by Juan l July 20, 2019

bearsome

A cat, often very pretty but always very mean. Likes to suck people into petting her, then she bites them. A bearsome almost always has an angry look on her face, most likely because she hates the world.

That bearsome just bit me!

by Bearsome fearer August 19, 2006

make bears

Taking a poop (going number 2).

Lexalynn: Oh man! What died in the bathroom?!
Lanalin: Sorry, I ate a burrito at lunch and had to make bears.

by Lanalin November 15, 2005

chicago bears

who dennis green thought they were

"The chicago bears are who we thought they were!"

by mark twain racist March 7, 2009