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Cool Beaning It

The act of going to the movies in Toms River, then to Cool Beans coffee house next door. Usually involves watching J-Rock belittle tweens that come in to eat there, and eating various fried foods.
Person 1: Hey what are you doing tonight, person 2?
Person 2: I'll be cool beaning it so I can watch J-Rock belittle some giggling idiots.
Person 1: May I join you for said activity?
Person 2: Of course.
by Echoes917 May 30, 2008
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Jelly-Beaning

The act of inserting several bags of jelly beans into your sexual partners rectum then having them squeeze them out into your mouth and consuming said jelly beans
Guy 1: Dude, I was jelly-beaning my girl last night

Guy 2: That's gross dude why would you do that you cretin?
by The jelly-beaner May 7, 2021
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Kidney Beaning

Kidney beaning is when you're hitting it from behind and she turns around and says "It's your turn now"
Guy 1: Oy, last night me and me and Jessica were kidney beaning so good.
Guy 2: Yeah, me and Monica do 2 straight minutes each, Bro
by Dr. Phil 28279181093 February 6, 2018
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vanilla beaning

This morning everyone left the house, leaving me alone with my thoughts and my hand. After talking to this hot Canadian i slipped my hand inside my panties for some vanilla beaning.
by RyattBear December 12, 2017
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Jelly Beaning

The act of fucking a chubby mexican up his rear passage
Your brothers such a fag we caught him Jelly Beaning Manuel Rodriguez on the back of a bus
by UD Warrior February 13, 2009
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String beaning

When you let a long string of shit come out of your dick into a girls butthole.
Me and my chick just recently started string beaning.
by Otterotterfartshit6969 May 23, 2016
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Black Beaning

Poking a hole in a condom and then fucking a girl without telling her.
"Damn, dude I am gonna be black beaning her all night!"
by blackbeaner April 1, 2010
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