bayonette

When you fuck a girl and she immediately starts her period.

You shouldn't have bayonetted her.

by Tabooyah November 21, 2010

boner-baloney

Slang - The prepuce or foreskin of a penis.

Alt. spelling: "boner-bologna"

That gentleman possesses enough boner-baloney to open a deli.

by Ghostronaut September 23, 2012

baconeggandcheese with no bev

The worst sin a man can ever commit. It is the universes number 1 unwritten rule. Baconeggandcheese with no bev is like having a cheeseburger wit no cheese, its like having a dried ass popeyes biscuit with no form of liquid consumption right after. If you order a baconeggandcheese wit no bev, sleep with one eye open. It is the most inhuman and disgusting thing you can possibly order. People who have a baconeggandcheese wit no bev will be the downfall of the human race and have been proven by my fantastic psychological skills that these people inherit atleast 3 neurological disorders including schizophrenia, Alzheimer’s, and cerebral palsy. I conclude my argument.

NYC enthusiast: yo bro what u want me to order for you.
Random kid: get me that baconeggandcheese.
NYC enthusiast: alright cool, what bev you wan-
Random kid: no bev.
Nyc enthusiast: wait what?
Random kid: I said no bev.
Nyc enthusiast: y- your joking right? (Chuckles lightly)
Random kid: Nigga, I said no bev.
Nyc Police: FREEZE! YOU ARE UNDER ARRESTED FOR HAVING A BACONEGGANDCHEESE WITH NO BEV! *shoots civilian 20 times in the chest*

by Bigassballs69 May 6, 2022

baloney fart

Baloney Fart is when someone is lazy as hell as eats nothing but cheap supermarket cold cuts laced with nitrogen. The nitrogen in the cold cuts acts as an accelerant for propelling the rot of "mystery meat" from the farter's anus and makes for major mayhem.

Yo! Weasel tore ass with another one of his trademarked baloney farts.

by nyctaoist May 29, 2008

Baloney Pie

An all meat, all cheese delicacy made with alternating layers of cream cheese and slices of bologna sausage. Five layers of each is considered the nominal amount for a proper pie.

That baloney pie they make southern Connecticut is off the hook.

by E.trick.e June 16, 2008

Obi Wan Baloney

Someone who speaks of something they know nothing about as if they were a Jedi Master.

<Obi Wan Baloney> You should be careful when doing barrel rolls - it could disturb the yeast.
<Chuck Yeager> Thanks, I'm trying to reduce my bread intake anyway.

by Mark Shackelford November 19, 2007

ray barone

When you accidentally tape over your wedding tape...usually with an important sports event, like the superbowl.

(everybody loves raymond)

Woman: "you're never romantic like you used to be."
Man: "At least I didn't pull a Ray Barrone."

by Ray_Romano January 26, 2005