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To masturbate, have sex with yourself.
Yeah mayn, Im'a go home and bate it.
You noob, go bate it.
bate it by stttttt October 27, 2007
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'Bate Sesh 

Short for "Masturbation Session". Name given for the time spent masturbating.
I felt like shit all day, but then I had a sick 'bate sesh and it made everything better. Asians rule.
'Bate Sesh by Fopp November 22, 2004

bate shame 

Bate shaming is when you ridicule someone for masterbating recently or multiple times within a short period of time.

Extra points if the person bate shaming also just masterbated within the last 24 hours.
Davi: when a the last time you masterburted.
Miri: Saturday, twice actually!
Davi: omg!

Miri: when’s the last time you masterbated?!
Davi: yesterday.

Miri: wtf!? don’t bate shame me!
bate shame by Nikki Fields June 26, 2023

Bate cave 

A room or bedroom that is used primarily for masturbating.
After an unsuccessful night out he went directly to the bate cave to relieve some built up tension.
Bate cave by Wizalker February 12, 2009

bate n bake 

The act of waking up in the morning, maturbating (bate), followed in quick succession by smoking pot (bake). (Combination of masturbation and wake & bake)
The best thing about the weekend is the leisurely bate n bake.
bate n bake by MungFeltcher April 4, 2009

Bate and Switch 

When masturbating in a common room when other people are at home, you have a backup tv channel ready to quickly switch to in the event that someone walks in.
Oh man my roommate almost caught me spankin it last night, but luckily I had a blanket on so i just pulled the old bate and switch and he thought i was just watching sports