Dodgy Butcher

Brittish Slang for a homosexual, gay man.

"Simon's a dodgy butcher..."
"what do you mean?"
"He likes getting his meat round the back.."

by ScottishDave September 3, 2005

Twat Butcher

One who obilterate's a females twat so it is unrecognizable

It looks like her pussy got hit by a train. Your a damn twat butcher.

by GMonty February 18, 2009

butchers

Cockney rhyming slang for look (butchers hook)

have a butchers at this for me

by Human Sacrifice November 5, 2003

Butcher's Dishcloth

A used sanitary towel.

I entered the bathroom and saw a butcher's dishcloth on the floor.

by Daffles December 3, 2005

bitchercising

Exercising one's right to be bitchy.

Pat: What was with Karen today?
Juan: She was totally bitchercising.

by Kate W. and Justine McQ. November 16, 2006

Bauchery

The opposite of 'debauchery'. Getting everyday tasks done competently and efficiently. Tasks must be achieved without wanton sexual violence and opulent depravity.

'Hey man, what you get up to today?'
'Had a really good day actually. I managed to book my flights to Bratislava, finish that new Harper Lee book, go to the garden centre and buy a new bonsai tree for Inéz after I snapped the last one using it as an anal crutch, paint the garage door and do the washing up.'
'Did you turn a virgin's soft white navel to a pool of scarlet with lashes of your cat o' nine tails?'
'No, literally not at all today'
'Nice one, sounds like you had a great day of bauchery!'

by The Human Bauch August 12, 2015

butcher shop

vagina; preferably a meaty one that you can eat quickly

"what are you doing tonight?"

im goin to her butcher shop"

"you lucky bitch!"

by qacko123 October 8, 2009