The action of turning the penis into a turkey baster by pinching it closed when one is about to ejaculate. Then, in one quick move, squeezes their balls and releases their hand in order to blow the whole load on someone's ass (Which, in some opinions, may resemble a turkey).
by Jeremy Robinson November 28, 2007
by poly4 July 21, 2013
A material in which is used when women are lonely and wanna get pregnant for attention so they shove it up there vagina and push sperm inside them.
Person: I'm gonna go shove some sperm in my vagina to get attention, *Shoves Turkey Baster up there*
by EmoFoxes May 14, 2018
When engaged in a sexual act with two partners (preferribly two females), one ejaculates into the anus of one, then positions the other's face directly facing said anus and punches the former in the abdomen causing the turkey to be basted.
by Tyson does chicken August 16, 2007
Jenkins, hand me the grundle baster and a clean napkin, we have some oily discharge with a slight chance of splatter painting.
by The Grunch March 3, 2009
One who basts booze. A baster is used to suck sauce out of a food of some sort. Booze is a symbol of fun here. Essentially, it is someone who sucks the fun out of things. A synonym is "party pooper".
Sasha is such a booze baster. We were just trying to enjoy our English class and he went and basted the booze.
by DaTacoSauce November 18, 2010
Guy: man did you hear how chris turkey bastered his sister last night? that shits gross.
Girl: yeah we should call him turkey baster.
Girl: yeah we should call him turkey baster.
by Bnugz November 19, 2006