Bartman

When you get covid-19 by fucking a bat while saying "doh" as a side effect for the desease.

This guy is really bartmanning all over the way today.

by Yumi Ishiyama March 16, 2021

Barktan

Thats me. Im the absolute best

DAMN DUDE IM BARKTAN ASS FUCK

by barktan August 6, 2021

BARMAN

Barman, he is cool guy at the sometimes he also funniest man..

OI BARMAN HOW ARE YOU AH

by animal chicke November 23, 2021

barkhan

Barkhan is an old Anatolian Turkish name which comes from middle asia Turks. Meaning is who is guard his family, taking care of home and family. Otherwise is Guardian of Family.

You can talk to him beacuse he is barkhan of our family.

by Barkhan November 24, 2021

bartmaniman

When you the have for bart when thursday if the when you have the time.

Have you done the if you had if before?

FUCK. your such a bartmaniman

by Mynamedaveithink May 12, 2022

Barman's Curse

It started when I was about 19, working behind the bar at a sports centre for a Young Farmers do. I served the guy with a pint, and he said:

‘can you fit a scotch in there?’

‘Yes sure, no worries’

‘Then why can’t you fill it up with beer?’

What a cunt. He got neither by the way, just a whispered ‘wanker’ into the top of his 7/8 pint of fosters.

Turn your back on the offending pisstank and whisper your worst barman's curse into the booze

by Torbaydos July 27, 2022

borkman

A man that is incredibly stupid.

Oliver is such a borkman

by BabbleBoy April 9, 2023