einen Baris bringen

wenn man etwas normales vor hat und es durch aeussere Umstaende zu einer dummen Aktion wird

Einen Baris bringen bedeuted:

Die Pisse eines Welpen wegwischen, ausrutschen und sich den Arm brechen.
Sich solange von einem Kumpel im Einkaufswagen ziehen lassen bis man auf die Fresse fliegt.
Einen Wurfstern beim ersten Versuch im Brennnesselbeet verlieren.

by Nick1312 October 30, 2020

Baristud

1) The slightly more masculine version of a barista, who measures self-worth by their ability to pour latte art. Runs on pure coffee, it is very dangerous to remove a Baristud from his caffeine. This term came into popularity after the scandal with Taylor the Latte Boy.

2) A person characterized by strong impulses to roast coffee beans and talk about their deep feelings with strangers.

Tooti: My favorite barista wasn't there today!
Fruiti: Did you talk to the new one?
Tooti: he's totally a baristud. He asked me how the foam heart on my coffee made me feel

by dancingjellydoughnuts January 14, 2011

barisma

Bar-charisma: the ability to quickly garner the attention of serving staff at drinking establishments.

Man, you got the waitress to serve us right away! You've got barisma!

by Pengfire July 20, 2016

Baristapotomus

When you go to a coffee shop expecting to see a cute barista ready to make you some coffee, but instead you find a dried up sea hag pushing three on the hoof where the single origin must have been imported somewhere around her.

Ghon went to his local coffee shop expecting there to be a cute blonde spinner to make his morning coffee, but when he got there he was pleased to see the baristapotomus bloated ready for his order. Ghon though about asking for a walrus belch to go along with his Latte.

by SkulletBuster October 19, 2017

Baris

a turkish human beeing, commonly a boy, who is the result of everything good of this world. he has a beautiful voice, he is smart, he has a big heart, is very strong and also very beautiful. if you meet him you will never want to let him go. all boys are see him as a big brother, all girls see him as a potential future husband. he is everything

A: Hey, who is your friend?
B: It‘s Baris.
A: Ohh, i should‘ve known. He is so perfect! I am so jealous

by Nathan Fellaham January 25, 2018

Barista Jam

an opportunity for baristas to come together and pull shots, learn more, and essentially nerd out for one or more days. Those that drive ridiculous distances to attend these as possible are considered to be 'jam whores'

"Dude, are you going to the barista jam next weekend? I heard there's gonna be a latte art throw down!"
"No...it's like 7 hours away! I'm not a jam whore like you."

by squidgeroo March 27, 2009

Barisa

Function: Noun

1. see: goddess

2. see: Boo

3. A Barisa (pronounced 'Ba-ris-sa', meaning 'Bottom Bitch' in Latin) is known as making the most lavish of dinners for a loved one. The species Barisa is a bipedial omnivore with a great set of titties. Relative to the beautiful titties, the Barisa booty is one of grace and elegance. Experts believe this is due to streaminling courtship. The courtship debate between the titties and booty is among the longest running debates in Barisaology, but in recent history, the booty has seemed to prevailed. It is believed that the Barisa is very rare, and if found must be petted on a regular basis. It is known by specialists that the act of petting guarentees anything in return.

Person #1: Yo G, let's bounce on over to Hooters after work. Afterwards we can hit up some hookers.

Person #2: Nah man. I'm cool. I got a Barisa at home.

Person #1: Aw shit. I'm so fucking jealous. It's like you found a genie or you won the lottery or some shit like that.

Person #2: I know.

by Tripple Nipple March 3, 2010