bafflechops

Bafflechops is a chopsy chap who talks rubbish and baffles everyone including themselves. Can usually be found working in a mobile phone store.

Hey there are you interested in a phone. Yes what is 4G? Well it's one better then 3G. What is 3g? Er it's one better than 2g . 5g will be here tomorrow 2 high is betterer. Do you not what to not get insurance not?

Ah man that guy in the phone shop is such a bafflechops

by anon.gcfgv755r March 18, 2015

BAFFLE-BATHWATER

Used when describing either, a situation or circumstance, which may be either good, bad, or anything in between; Yet, is typically referring to an Unfortunate event, which causes someone to immediately become “Fully Triggered”.

•And is oftentimes then followed by yelling the word “YEET”!

(Gets killed by a camper while playing Fortnite)
“BAFFLE-BATHWATER”

BAFFLE-BATHWATER

by BobbyAIR88 February 1, 2019

baffles

Sockie Norris's food truck.
Baffles is a mix between breakfast and waffles

Sockies food truck "Baffles" is becoming viral across the internet

by Norris nuts fan July 9, 2021

pap baffle

This is when you place toilet roll into the toilet before you take a poo and prevent any back splash going up your o-valve.

Wife: you took ages, you must have had a massive poo. any splash back?
Husband: no darling don't worry. my hole is dry because i used the pap baffle
Wife: you're a clever lad!

by barber6 July 13, 2009

BAFFLED

An acronym for when you're having "one of those days". BAFFLED stands for

Bored
As
Fuck and
Failing

Largely at
Everything I
Do

I wish I could think of something fun to do, today. But I'm absolutely BAFFLED

by cranioDan11 August 15, 2017

booby baffled

When a baffled virgin gets his first proper gander at a pair of boobs. He will gaze and be baffled as to what to do. The type of person who suffers from this is normally always baffled at new situations in life. You can only be booby baffled once in life.

Showed Norman my breasts last night. It was awkward, he got booby baffled. He never made 2nd base.

by anon.gcfgv755r September 16, 2014

Baffle

This word has multiple contexts but the 2 main ones are:
1) confused as in baffled
2) take something by surprise

1) OMG SOME GUY JUST CAME UP TO ME AND ASKED ME WHAT 9 + 10 IS! I WAS SO BAFFLED!
2) Oh, man. Last night I baffled some chicks pussy. A one night stand, bro.

by BriærChezEclairé October 7, 2015