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barcode

In Japan, used to describe the hairstyle of men who, attempting to diguise their balding head, grow one side of their hair far too long, and try unsuccessfully to brush it over to the other side.
Some stupid pervert with a barcode groped Yukiko on the train.
by Observer54 November 29, 2006
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Barcode

term given to a person when they submit to the wage slave life and are content and submissive...
Its a way of saying person who dosn't give a shit about anything but thier custy job, family, watching TV and Drinking Starbucks coffee, working a menial job and other mediocre shit. Basically a fucking Normie that submits to everything and is like a cog in the machine... they care only about what they can buy and who they can fuck to get higher up in the chain of life... Bascially they are just consumers of bullshit and Don't have any humanity or individuality.
Bob: Hey Jerry, Lifes such a shit den mate...
Jerry: Tell me about It I work with a fucking team of barcodes and It makes me sick, all they care about is stupid shit
by SovietSpaghetti June 9, 2017
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Barcodes

Nickname for Newcastle United Football Club - currently of the English Premier League - describing the black-and-white striped jerseys worn by the team during home games.

Said jerseys somewhat resemble the machine-readable product ID printed on retail packaging (hence "barcode") - though the shirts worn by NFL referees are a closer match.
Christ, is Owen injured again? Who are the Barcodes going to sign to replace that twat?
by Flowmastah September 16, 2008
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The BarCode Triangle

The temporary disappearance of the barcode when you're at the self-checkout station in the supermarket. Despite your attempts to rotate the product around and around and upside down, you can't seem to find the barcode.
by Ae5Ea8 April 13, 2015
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dutch barcode

the act of ejaculating into a woman's (or man's) anus as they being to take a massive shit. while both ingredients are flowing out of the butt hole, the man who initially ejaculated licks between the cheeks and swallows the goods.
I got a dutch barcode last night, i still can't use the toilet.
by Tyler Mulvenna November 25, 2010
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barcode

after a fart "oh no i think i've barcoded my pants"
by Shiftyspursfan September 22, 2005
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Scan The Barcode

Scan the barcode is current Brighton and London slang for Check It Out. It comes from the link between check outs in supermarkets and the barcodes they use.
I'm gonna scan the barcode on that new Sean Williams album
by Jon Klaff August 31, 2004
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