Baptise the skinny fat rat

HES A VERY FREAKY NASTY BOY .EATS HEALTHY. DOESNT HAVE FRIENDS.DEPRESSED AND LONELY.HE LIKE

S DANCING BUT HES VERY BAD AT IT. HAS ANGER ISSUES. TOOOOOOO FRENCH.

Baptise the skinny fat rat is fat.

by Sarra_bestiebaddie October 17, 2021

blaptize

To blaptize; Force someone or yourself or something in any animal semen.

Ex: “Yo, did you hear about how our English teacher got blaptized?”

by anonymous April 10, 2024

Baptised

1. An almost spiritual epiphany where one becomes spellbound by the sight of an attractive woman's full and impressive baps.

2. To have baptised a baby, or full-grown weirdo, and begun the process of religious indoctrination.

A portmanteau combining the words baps and hypnotised. To be hypnotised by baps.

Holiday dude: "You should've seen the quim down by the pool! I was baptised!"
Other holiday dude: "When I went they were all hideous old hags. It was more of a baptism of fire."

by Goatlips

by Goat Lips September 13, 2024

Boptize

To turn or convert someone into a bop (a hoe)
used when someone or something is the cause of someone becoming a bop (a hoe)
this event is referred to as a boptism

bro these girls almost boptized me earlier

by Biryaniman December 22, 2024

Baptizing the baby

When you take a shit in a baptismal font full of holy water in a church, thus "baptizing" your turd-baby.

last night I snuck into a church but I got caught baptizing the baby. Needless to say I was escorted out.

by Youwantdrpinn February 28, 2026

Like Baptizing A Cat

Extremely difficult and painful.

Dealing with a Karen in your workplace is like baptizing a cat.

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 11, 2022