Cambridge is a small-medium sized town Southwest of the GTA.
Its residence consists of mostly scene/emo kids and people who wish they were gangsters. In reality, nothing ever happens in Cambridge that denotes enough reason to be 'emo,' and nothing badass enough happens to be 'gangster.'
Cambridge is split in to three (3) sections.
Galt: Mostly old rich people. You won't find many black people here, unless you go to GCI (a ghetto highschool). It also has a fountain in the downtown that often gets 'soaped.'
Preston: AKA Shit-Cambridge. This is where you go if you're poor, dirty, or a crack dealer. There are rumors that there is a school in Preston, but in reality, no one who's ever even been to Preston is smart enough to have had an education.
Hespeler: This part of Cambridge is the closest to HWY 401, which means it's closest to LEAVING Cambridge, which gives it a distinct advantage over the other two thirds.
Its residence consists of mostly scene/emo kids and people who wish they were gangsters. In reality, nothing ever happens in Cambridge that denotes enough reason to be 'emo,' and nothing badass enough happens to be 'gangster.'
Cambridge is split in to three (3) sections.
Galt: Mostly old rich people. You won't find many black people here, unless you go to GCI (a ghetto highschool). It also has a fountain in the downtown that often gets 'soaped.'
Preston: AKA Shit-Cambridge. This is where you go if you're poor, dirty, or a crack dealer. There are rumors that there is a school in Preston, but in reality, no one who's ever even been to Preston is smart enough to have had an education.
Hespeler: This part of Cambridge is the closest to HWY 401, which means it's closest to LEAVING Cambridge, which gives it a distinct advantage over the other two thirds.
Hey guys, I was traveling to London from Toronto the other day, and my car broke down in Cambridge Ontario. While I was there, nothing of interest happened.
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The town centre is based around a main street (actually 2 streets - Bridge and Newry) in the centre of which is 'the cut'. Local legend makes it the first (trafficked) flyover bridge in
A: ireland
B: Uk
C: Europe
D: World
(take your pick, none of it is true-maybe)
The town is populated with at least 500 people and has at least 6 shops, of which at least one sells foodstuffs.
Whilst gays and non-caucasians are tolerated within the town many of these communities leave the town every October for the 'Burn them in a hole in a field' fesitval. At this festival the local folk gather together and celebrate the traditions of their fathers and fore-fathers who didn't know the meaning of the word tolerance and regularly dug holes in fields and burned the dismembered carcasses of elvish folk whilst chanting and drinking.
A wide range of people live in Banbridge, from normal people to the mentally deficient 'spides' who like to do circuits of the town in there 'souped up' shitty cars with neon, body kits, darkened windows and big exhausts.
The town centre is based around a main street (actually 2 streets - Bridge and Newry) in the centre of which is 'the cut'. Local legend makes it the first (trafficked) flyover bridge in
A: ireland
B: Uk
C: Europe
D: World
(take your pick, none of it is true-maybe)
The town is populated with at least 500 people and has at least 6 shops, of which at least one sells foodstuffs.
Whilst gays and non-caucasians are tolerated within the town many of these communities leave the town every October for the 'Burn them in a hole in a field' fesitval. At this festival the local folk gather together and celebrate the traditions of their fathers and fore-fathers who didn't know the meaning of the word tolerance and regularly dug holes in fields and burned the dismembered carcasses of elvish folk whilst chanting and drinking.
A wide range of people live in Banbridge, from normal people to the mentally deficient 'spides' who like to do circuits of the town in there 'souped up' shitty cars with neon, body kits, darkened windows and big exhausts.
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I once met this guy who was a total "Backdoor Baldridge" and always used the trunk to enter and exit the car.
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Girl 1: OMG she’s from Cambridge
Central school!? Ew, she’s so mean
Girl 2: Hey Cambridge central school kids aren’t that bad.
Central school!? Ew, she’s so mean
Girl 2: Hey Cambridge central school kids aren’t that bad.
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