Balthazar

Balthazar is a hot, intelligent guy. Everybody likes him. He is so nice to everyone and he is selfless.

Did you see Balthazar?

by doYouKnowIExist March 21, 2022

Balthazar

To be the absolute ballsest person on the planet. there is no hope for you once you have reached balthazar status. you may as well end your life because there's no hope. it's like you are slapped in the face by balls on a daily basis.

'Please study for your exams, I can't have you becoming a balthazar like your father.'

'Why did you cock slap me?'
'Cause youre a balthazar..'

'I just fell down the stairs carrying my baby sister and hot coffee.'
'wow........balthazar life'

by drizzydrake June 30, 2009

nagoo balhaa

a curse word in maldives

nagoo balhaa fadaboey

by mr saiyan February 18, 2020

ballhag

1. A ballhag be some ho wit hair that like da hair on yo nutzzz.

2. When you be gettin yo rockz off on a whole gaggle of hos and one mark ass ho won't share the scrotum wit tha otha bitchez.

Bitch be lookin like Charlie Brown with her ballhag hairdo.

by Colonel Anus December 28, 2007

Balthazar

The Balthazar, also commonly known as "The Wolfsheim", is a crook characterized by his extreme luck and his bootleggers' blood, the greatest number of today's specimens being direct ancestors of the famous bootlegger in "The Great Gatsby", the famous American novel about green lights, American Dream, and bootlegging. He is talented and handsome, but also extremely sassy and arrogant, and hides during uncontrolled situations in the symbiotic creature he carries on his head. He is researched by many of world's most powerful polices, including the FBI, KGB, and the international organization against bad faith and the disrespect of international conventions on the attribution of fair and deserved grades. His most prominent crime: the obtention of a 15 for his first lit commentary on, wait for it... "The Great Gatsby", a shocking event that left some witnesses terribly affected, who suffer PTS, and panic attacks when the traffic lights turn green. Down below is the testimony of a witness, whose encounter with the specimen left deep sequels in his life...

"That was horrible, you know ! After an hour, he had just written his name on his copy. I was forced to see him perform satanic rituals with his pen, to invoke the power of the elders to rescue him. Then, something happened, the Balthazar, started writing stuff on his paper in an unknown language, and he deceived us, all of us. I will never forget his triumphing smile when he first told me he had got a 15 for the 35 lines he had written. That's- aaaaaaaaaah...

by theycalledme_thirdwheel November 23, 2019

Blaphae

The act of of shoving inanimate objects in a butthole or penis hole

Hey man, yesterday night was crazy, i blaphae this girl, and it went everywhere.

by Dr. Eric Shun May 20, 2009

Balphaville

Balphaville is the inhabited threshold of the psyche—a psychic borderland where unprocessed affect circulates in raw, pre-symbolic form. It is the domain of emotional residue that has not yet been metabolized into thought, where feelings exist without form, and experience resists translation. Neither madness nor clarity, Balphaville is the default condition of modern subjectivity: a suspended, affective atmosphere of beta-like fragments awaiting containment. In this landscape, we are surrounded by moods we cannot name, thoughts we have not yet thought, and impulses that speak in silence. Balphaville is not a place we visit; it is where we live when we cannot yet make meaning. Borrowing its irony from Godard’s Alphaville, where logic ruled and emotion was forbidden, Balphaville is its inverted twin—a realm overrun by emotional noise, yet starved of language. It is the homeland of deferred understanding, the precondition of thought, and the quiet dystopia we carry inside.

After the call ended, and she learnt of her Father's death, she just sat there—staring at nothing, flooded with something she couldn’t name. Total Balphaville.

by Imbricolage July 26, 2025