Baldy Long 

A hairstyle which is reseeding on top and long at the back.

Mel Smith - one half of legendary comedy duo Smith and Jones - wouldn't have been half as funny were it not for his Baldy Long

Baldy Long by NebCRasbit June 10, 2020

Baldy bitch 

A term used when someone anoues you and they have no hair

Feck you ya feckin Baldy bitch

Baldy bitch by Rhinoboyd June 21, 2020

Baldy Quaver 

A small mostly bald blonde cunt with massive triple glazed specks

Alex ya baldy quaver yer da's got a 1 inch weapon and ginger pubes

Baldy Quaver by Mooslim March 29, 2021

Baldy McNosehair 

A disorder common in mechanical engineers with male pattern baldness that happen to have a comically large mustache. Is linked to obesity.

The term was first coined by the biologist Roger "Olgilvie Maurice" Smith in 2010.

"Where are you going?"
"To find 'Baldy McNosehair', of course! Hahaha, I'm totally calling him 'McNosehair' from now on!"

"Hey, I've been looking for you, Baldy McNosehair!"

Baldy McNosehair by Bucceto Suchee May 19, 2021

Baldy Sour

A terrible haircut

"The barber gave me another baldy sour!"

Baldy Sour by Reefyburke May 25, 2016

Baldy McFuckadoodle 

a bald guy whose name you just can't recall

Do you remember when that pump salesman-Baldy McFuckadoodle-said that these pumps are the best on the market and have the best warranty?

Baldy McFuckadoodle by T-Bag Bradley January 18, 2010

baldy sour

Denotes shaved genitals. Most often female.

I was stoked to discover she had a baldy sour, because I hate 70's style bush.

baldy sour by Fern Frenzy July 14, 2013