ballooning

When someone start to get fatter and fatter.

My wife was gorgeuos with a killer body before marriage, but after the marriage, she started ballooning.

by Gary Ng July 30, 2004

Ballooning

The act of rimming your partner's anal region, while pulling on their tampon string. Ultimately, simulating a hot air balloon ride.

Kala had a rough night, period cramps and emotions raging, so I took her ballooning last night, and she thanked me all morning.

Since Kala was on her period, I hot air ballooned her to give her both vaginal and anal pleasure.

by Dr Bary December 15, 2011

Baconing

n. A common cure for most diseases. However, because of its
deliciousness and addictiveness, it has been outlawed in most areas. Similiar to medicinal marijuana

v. To bacon is to apply the ideals of the bacon-like nature to any situation.

Alex: "David, I got aids from that ho last night."
David: "Don't worry, I'll get the bacon."

David: "Dude, I got an F in spanish."
Alex: "Baconing?" *Pulls out bacon, milestone reached*

by AlexWhiteRules September 22, 2010

Baconing

The action of whipping someone's bottom or ear using the fingertips of a relaxed hand, to cause the recipient pain and mild humiliation. Baconing of the ear is particularly painful on a cold day. Etymology thought to originate from schools of the Isle of Wight in the mid-1990s.

"I just got a right bad baconing from John."

by Wight Trash December 29, 2012

Chimney ballooning

farting into someone else's butthole

She was really upset this morning. He was chimney ballooning her last night and now she's all bloated.

by Dicksweat November 13, 2017

Hot air ballooning

Farting into the fourskin of a semi erect penis

Brian's fourskin inflated as bob passed wind down his limp shaft. Hot air ballooning

by Sheppytrain June 16, 2013

Ballooning

Conserving marijuana by exhaling the smoke into a balloon, catching your breath, and releasing the balloon-held smoke back into your lungs.

Only one pipeload left, but we might still get pretty hi if we're ballooning it.

by Bionic Fonzie April 7, 2010