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Rocky Balboa Syndrome

The constant urge to masterbait or "beat your meat" in sub zero temperatures.
I'm really concerned about Ryan's obsession with meat lockers. I think he has Rocky Balboa Syndrome.
by VariableY July 2, 2017
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Balboa High School

A large high school located in San Francisco. Academics ratings are not high, but are rising at an amazingly fast rate. Several shootings have occured lately. Often referred to as balboa, or simply bal.
Hey man! Did you hear about the shooting on the 29 bus near Balboa High School?
by mattomynameo December 22, 2005
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Rocky Balboa Thunder Punch

When you are having sex with a chick and you mouth-fuck her till you spew then punch her in the face afterwards causing her to spit the jizz everywhere, ie, like Rocky Balboa getting punched.
I love my girlfriend, I gave her three rocky balboa thunder punches and she still wanted to eat my dick.
by Poondog69 May 1, 2011
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Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance

The act of punching an annoying person until one's hand breaks, then using said broken hand to rub one out in a celebratory fashion
Man: Had a top night last. Bumped in to that annoying prick Appollo Creed, dashed his brains out that went home to perform Rocky Balboa's Victory Dance with Match of the Day on!
by Heavy D Birmingham September 1, 2013
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Beat it like Rocky Balboa

The act of masturbating for someone else while punching oneself in (and often) inside the vagina.
Hey bro, how did it go with that girl last night?

Bro! I got her to beat it like Rocky Balboa!

Dang bro, that's tight.
by Rocky Broboa December 16, 2011
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The one armed balboa

In dodge ball, one who can swing the ball side armed and must be 300 pounds plus.
In elementary school we had a teacher we named the one armed balboa. She could hit anyone with a ball at deadly force.. This was before political correctness.
by Petesbeeps August 14, 2017
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Socky balboa

Referring to a a fit man with a uncircumcised penis.
Wow Codi reminds me of socky balboa when he’s naked and his sock pp is so strong
by Socky balboa March 29, 2019
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