Uber baked

Being off your ass high on that Ganja, Mary Jane , Marijaminj-Etc

“Congratulations Joel you are now Uber baked “

by Knuckles the speed-sniffer April 3, 2021

baker's dozen

In the Medieval Ages there was a period when bakers began cheating the public at such a rate that public outcry reached the ears of several kings. As bread was a daily staple of Medieval life, the bakers knew that they could charge a lot of money for minimal portions of their products. As such, kings levied laws against bakers stating that they were to lower their pricesand keep honest. In fact the common term "A Baker's Dozen" (meaning 13 instead of 12) came from this time period. Any baker caught selling less than an even dozen was strictly and harshly punished. As a result bakers began adding one extra loaf to be certain their count would be correct or even over the amount decreed by law.

How many donuts would you like?
A baker's dozen, please.

by allygat-urr April 17, 2005

Bake off

Calm down

Ur actually pissin me off, u need to bake off

by Antxnio September 27, 2019

basil of baker street

an old show about a little mouse who was a dectective. He solved a lot of mysteries.

1990's three year old:"YEAH!!!!!

by Joe ma May 5, 2005

fake n bake

To fake tan, or use uva/uvb lights to acheieve a darker skin complexion

hey kelly..did u fake n bake? ur skin looks abit darker than yesterday

by maricona July 26, 2006

Tune Baked

When you're really happy usually talking to a good friend and you're listening to your highest preference of music (usually the people who feel this listen to techno music, or other really calm music such as gorillaz, some of ben folds, etc.) it's like a natural high. Same feeling as friend high.

Guy1 is listening to "o green world'-gorillaz (Status: Tune Baked)
Guy1- dude i love this elipticle
Guy2-yeah its pretty nice
Guy1- its like a mountain
Guy2-yea it..what?
Guy1- dude, look at that shadow
Guy2-im just gonna follow along

by AssassiNazi June 14, 2011

Lexi Baker

A rare magnificent beast that can never be tamed. Often dances with wolves in her underwear, while reciting Shakespeare. Like a shooting star, shes there for a magical instant, than gone for good Leaving you with a empty bottle of whiskey, no cigarettes, and a huge nasty blood stain on your carpet from a animal sacrifice.

C'mon Papa lets go catch us a Lexi Baker.

by Wiener Wagon December 28, 2011