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Tiger bagel

Usually used to describe a somewhat beautiful Filipino that has soft brown eyes, pretty rad hair, a lame personality and a great ass. Usually have SSSS.
Bro tiger bagels are better than cinnamon crunch bagels
by smooth99 July 8, 2015
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Bader

Bader is a nice name I’ve had a lot of Bader’s in my life and they are all handsome , professional in everything , wins in every game usually , I love bader
I love bader.

Bader is handsome.
by Unknown 57 May 9, 2019
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Peanut Butter Bagel

When a person receiving a rim job (which is where a person recieves oral pleasure to their anus) defecates into the performers mouth.
She gave a great rim job! She even wanted a peanut butter bagel!
by JDGfootman April 26, 2009
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bagel chaser

Tom is a bagel chaser, he only really wants Jewish guys. Cindy, also a bagel chaser, is only into Jewish guys. Her sister shares these desires, so they love to go checking out Jewish guys together.
by forrest0 April 20, 2009
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Scranton Bagel

(idiom) An act of sexual fetishism, in which a couple is engaged in anal intercourse using cream cheese for lubrication.
Dominic recommended that we try the Scranton Bagel tonight!
by Rad-a September 22, 2006
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moist bagel

someone who's rude and arrogant, someone no one likes
person 1: omg becky is such a moist bagel!
person 2: ikr what she said to bob was so mean

becky and bob are not real people, i apologize if your name is becky, i'm sure you are not a moist bagel
by moistbagelhater January 2, 2015
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badger queen

Rather less attractive than a "cougar", the badger queen spends her time, money and energies trying to persuade men to have a relationship with her by offering a range easy sexual services...

She thinks she is entitled to anything she wants, your cock, anyone else's cock, her ex-husbands home, kids and wallet, a made-up job created at tax payers expense, 24 hour police protection, children (anyone's.. as long as she gets paid for "looking after" them)..

Usually securely employed in (overpaid) menial state sector work, such as nursing, and claiming vast amounts of welfare money too as a result of having pushed out a fanny turd or two.. She has protected status in a feminist dominated society and mistakes this for respect..

Usually seriously overweight and often drunk, she mistakes the lumps of dough hanging off her chest for attractive breasts and likes to find ways of presenting these amorphous heaps to the attention of potential victims..

She tries her best to hide the apron of lard that overhangs a vagina that looks like a cold congealed doner kebab wedged between a sumo wrestlers thighs..

She is trapped in this deluded lifestyle for the foreseeable future and the best she can hope for is a sad "fuck-buddy", while she tries to come to terms with her inability to persuade any bloke with a shred of self-respect to take her and her STD's on..
Hey, John, I had a date tonight with this woman who looked worth a poke on the face pic, but, well, when I saw the body and heard what she had to say, it was clear she was a rancid badger queen.. I went to the gents, did a runner, and never looked back!
by Drex Johnson July 18, 2011
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