take-backsies

When you have a child but you must keep it and cannot shove it back in

Person 1:Damn I didn’t want this thing

Person 2:Welp there’s no take-backsies

by Ugh Nope January 1, 2018

Hammer Backside Slide

When positioned doggy style behind your partner, and you generate friction with your cock between her ass cheeks to make you cum all over her back.

My girlfriend was reading in bed last night, and didn't want to fool around. I was really in the mood, so she let me give her the Hammer Backside Slide. I totally blew my load all over her back. She was in the mood then, but she was too late. When she went to take a shower, I fell asleep.

by Skankbanger November 2, 2011

backside mulligan

When, during coitus, the male accidently penetrates anally but would like to return to standard intercourse as if nothing happened.

-"Owe!"
-"Sorry, about that. Can I get a backside mulligan?"
-"Get a new condom or lubricant."
-"Hmmmm."

by lagolfer July 2, 2007

backslide

What the Moonwalk used to be called, the backslide has its' roots in mime.

Man, look at Cooley Jackson backslide! I hope Micheal Jackson don't steal his move.

by Levesque May 2, 2006

Backfired

The sound your vehicle makes when you drive a Ford

Hey, did you hear that car backfired, sounded like a shotgun?
Ya must of been a Ford

by Hambone008 June 7, 2017

backsies

1. The act of revenge.
2. To return to a previous state.

1. As in the game of punch buggy, one would say "punch buggy, no backsies!" If you are punched back, thats defying the rule of no backsies.
2. Guy: I fucked a stupid cunt now whenever I talk to her she thinks she's my girlfriend. Once you fuck a bitch, there's no backsies.

by They Call Me Frog January 2, 2006

The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse

Occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.

Spoken-for boyfriend: Hey slut, want to engage in The AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse?

Random Slut: What is that?

Spoken-for boyfriend: Well, slut, it occurs when a gentleman takes a shit while facing the toilet's water system (inverse of typical operation) and a woman nosedives facefirst down on his dick to perform fellatio while the woman spreads her legs so the gentleman has the option to eat a bitch out. The Georgia Reverse is a bold notion that permits the said gentleman to reach around and fingerblast the woman's anal cavity causing double-stimulation that could occur in utmost insatiable pleasure.

Random slut: Oh my! Why yes, I would like to perform an AC Slater 69 Blumpkin Option with a backside Georgia Mudslide Reverse!

by JackHenryHofstra January 1, 2011