awkwome

when two or more people share a moment that is so awkward, there is nothing left to do but piss yourself laughing. Taken from the words "awkward" and "awesome". Often used when observing an awkward moment from a distance between others.

holy shit, so we've been going out the last 3 years.. and we're actually cousins... well thats just awkwome!!

by jimmy bowman October 20, 2006

awkwosexual

A straight guy who can't seem to pull his game together in front of the opposite gender and occasionally makes awkward remarks. Usually has a girl that he texts but will never hook up with.

Bro: Yo you kickin it to Lily right now dude?
Awkwosexual: Uhh I guess, never gonna happen though. I'm just gonna run naxx instead.
Bro: Um, what?

Bree: Oh hey Ty, you're cute.
Ty: Oh uh yeah um you uhh too?
Bree: There's Emmet! See you later Ty!
Ty: ....damnit
Pete: oculus?
Ty: sure

by The Awkwo May 30, 2009

Awktopus

Someone who is the epitome of awkward. Has an uncanny ability of making everyone uncomfortable... consistently.

"Jonathan asked me how far I've been with my boyfriend. WHAT AN AWKTOPUS!"

Child: Daddy! Why are those two octopi hugging for so long!?
Dad: Stop being such an awktopus, Billy. They're fucking!

by LOL POSSUMS October 28, 2007

Awkosaurus

A situation where the awkwardness becomes huge and overwellming, like that of a tyrannosaurus rex

Person 1: Dude, I just love girls with brown hair.
Person 2: Me too dude, like my sister
Person 1: Dam, that's awkosaurus

by jtdude15 June 6, 2011

Aikko

An Asian sneakerhead who spends ridiculous amounts of money on shoes that no sane person would ever wear.

Guy 1- Yo did you hear that Aikko dropped 800 on a pair of ugly ass elk leather kicks?

Guy 2- What was he thinking?

by kickingdicks February 4, 2010

Awkpocalypse

Noun: A situation or event that has a potential awkwardness that is enough to induce the apocalypse.

Noun: An apocalypse resulting from awkwardness

Little did I know my girlfriend had started the awkpocalypse for my twin brother by sleeping with my him when he thought it was me.

by Llama Ninja January 13, 2011

awkboat

Adjective; A super awkward situation. It's not just awkward, its super awkward...

Caroline just showed me her tits and they were saggy... it was so awkboat

by Caroline Mmm May 6, 2011