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Awesometrist

The highly esteemed profession of judging the amount of awesomeness a person, object, or situation possesses. Often takes many years of training to achieve such a status.
The most common tool used in this practice is an awesometer
(pronounced: awe-som-a-trist)
Before we started the stunt, we got an awesometrist to judge it so we could accurately tell everyone how awesome it was.

An awesometrist often uses the song "Do You Believe In A Thing Called Love" by The Darkness and videos of freerunning to tune his awesometer.

Jackie, Billy, and Lesley, all being awesometrists, went to the movie theater to watch a special airing of Fight Club to calibrate their awesometers.
by wmiller February 21, 2011
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Awesomer

Noun. Derivative of "Awesome", used to assert ones awesome, or the awesome of an object. No to be confused with the adjective "awesomer".
I'm awesomer.

This pie is awesomer, get your mum to bake some more.

Your armpits are anything but awesomer.
by Nick August 9, 2004
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Awesomely Sweet

"Dude, i just bought The Doors greatest hits"

Awesomely sweet!
by Nico Mahsina September 1, 2008
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awesomeguy

Awesomeguy is a penis
by obamacaresforu August 22, 2014
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Awesomer

"but you did so ur even Awesomer"
by zadayoch January 20, 2006
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awesomer

Better than the term awesome. It has more cool, interest and fabulous added to it. Only used to describe something more descriptive than the words fantastic, so cool, wicked, etc, that you just have to say awesome with an r! Awesomer is the word to use when you're stuck on "what to say" at the moment, to describe your excitement.
Mother: Happy 14th birthday, you can get a tattoo!
Son: OMGGGG you're awesomerrrrrr mom!

"We can find something awesomer to do.."

Person 1: I've been trying to get pregnant for years now..and it finally worked!
Person 2: "omg, I don't know what to say..that's...that's awesomer!
by TriniTish13 December 6, 2011
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arsometry

A primarily British slang equivalent of anal intercourse www.sexualposition.info/sex_dictionary.html
He went to uni, but only really studied arsometry
by jcsegenmd December 12, 2012
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