Freudian Autocorrect is when you're texting and your phone autocorrects a word you attempted to type innocently and replaces it with something less innocent yet more appropriate to what you meant.
When I texted him to see how his day was going and he replied with busty instead of busy, his phone's Freudian autocorrect told me exactly where his mind was.
by Ehrris September 14, 2011
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> Wanna come over for lunch?
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
# No thanks, I'm so full, I just ate two foot-long hot dongs.
> I bet you just gobbled those right up!
# Damn you autocorrect!!
by Trixtah December 4, 2010
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Billy: "hey dude your awesome!"
Pretentious douchebag: "It's *you're* not your dumbass."
Billy: I don't need no human autocorrect!!!!!
Pretentious douchebag: "It's *you're* not your dumbass."
Billy: I don't need no human autocorrect!!!!!
by TriforceofPower October 26, 2011
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Girl: Jeff's cock is so big
Guy: This is your boyfriend. I think we need to break up
Girl: Sorry, autocorrect!! I meant clock!
Guy: This is your boyfriend. I think we need to break up
Girl: Sorry, autocorrect!! I meant clock!
by black409 June 7, 2011
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Usually, the user notices the incorrect correction after the message has been sent, which results in a frantic and rushed follow-up message to save face.
Usually, the user notices the incorrect correction after the message has been sent, which results in a frantic and rushed follow-up message to save face.
by WerriamMebster September 29, 2011
Get the damn autocorrect! mug.Person A (via text): Hey, do you want to go to McKinley's?
Person B (via text): What?
Person A (via text): I meant McDonalds. Bad autocucumber
Person B (via text): Oh ok sure
Person A (via text): Bad autocode
Person A (via text): Bad autocorrect
Person B (via text): What?
Person A (via text): I meant McDonalds. Bad autocucumber
Person B (via text): Oh ok sure
Person A (via text): Bad autocode
Person A (via text): Bad autocorrect
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/SMS dialogue/
gf: I feel rough af, think i'm getting sick
bf: Take some penis, it'll make you feel better
bf: Echinacea*. Damn Freudian autocorrect.
gf: ahaha. there is no way it autocorrected to that
bf: it Freudian autocorrected
gf: I feel rough af, think i'm getting sick
bf: Take some penis, it'll make you feel better
bf: Echinacea*. Damn Freudian autocorrect.
gf: ahaha. there is no way it autocorrected to that
bf: it Freudian autocorrected
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