Anteater

The most foul creature on this planet and the root of all evil.

Anteaters were behind the Watergate scandal.

by AntiEater February 8, 2021

anteaters

the bane of wilbur soot's existence.

a person: hey shawty, what's your opinion on anteaters?

wilbur: *sobs

by shawty153 May 17, 2021

Sad Anteater

A phrase for a mans flaccid penis. This phrase only refers to an uncircumcised penis 9/10 times as the forskin plays an extremely important role in defining the genetalia as having the apearance of an anteater that is not happy. Note the drooping of its flacidity and the hanging of the forskin as a result of this.

David has gone absolutely mental, kicked out of school for arson and waving his sad anteater at Miss Jones!

by Love handler6969420 July 26, 2016

Explosive anteater

When one pulls his foreskin over the tip of the penis and twist ties it shut, then jacks off till the foreskin is full of cum. Next step is to find an unexpecting person sitting on a bench,or chair or just in spray range, pull penis out and let the twist tie loose and explode the cum all over the face of the person.

I woke up one morning and decided to give my sister an explosive anteater for breakfast!

by irish cockfoot August 5, 2010

Turkish Anteater

Similar to a Turkish elephant but when you don't have pockets to pull inside out.

I was walking around in my boxers and decided to surprise her with a Turkish Anteater.

by Dasavagewon November 27, 2007

aunteater

The resulting sound formed by the congregating of a gentleman, an ego, and a poor speller from Philadelphia.

Aunteater is fucking loud

by lotsoftime February 2, 2009

anteater

Person wearing a gas mask.

You'll know you're near the toxic waste site when you start to see all the anteater people from the bioremediation company.

by pentozali May 5, 2008