CG Assy

- CG Assy -

Creator of JesterBot, and Blackhat Hacker. CG Assy is on the top ranks of the anti-degenerate discord revolution. Currently owns Assy's Destructive Corner, a private discord raid group. Assy is an influential member of the Chaos Gang, a corrupt terrorist mob founded in 2017 and deleted in 2020. Short, Albanian, and Mexican looking, in addition to being a Jevil Simp, Assy is no doubt a scary enemy but good friend.

Skid: Who is CG Assy?
Me: You don't know who CG Assy is? Pft. Assy Created the strongest discord raid bot and is an influential member of the raid community!
Skid: Bet, CG ASSY come and hack me noob

by assysimp69 January 6, 2021

assy nipples

The type of nipples that Saul Rosenburg (from The Jerky Boys phone calls) has.

I got sand all over my assy nipples

by Markus July 16, 2003

assy pants

Someone who farts or shits their pants a lot. The farts or shits are always extremely LOUD and smelly.

Jim has a case of the assy pants.

by keystone cops June 2, 2007

assy magee

Someone who is undesirable, to be around or communcate with. Heavily resembling an ass possibly crunchy, stenchy, or even shit covered.

I claim this as my own.

.....Ant then we have assy magee over there who needs to through himself of a cliff, and soon.

by Captain Awesome February 26, 2005

smart assy

the act of being a smart ass

Brian stop being so smart assy, although sometimes it is funny when you are.

by Brian Lusto January 22, 2006

assy bastard

A bastard who is acting assy.
May or may not be homosexual.

"God man why are you being such a little assy bastard today?"

by nuivheovhlshv98 December 29, 2005

Assy Asserton

a common word used along target backroom members to describe a person. it is usually used to describe WT #1.

Your such an Assy Asserton Dan, stop it!

by Franklin October 27, 2004