The ultimate way to break up with someone who won't go away, farting in their face while receiving a rimjob.
I decided to end things with Emily. I gave her the Final Assolution while she was nose deep between my cheeks.
by HDog June 20, 2015
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One who is below Assmaster or learning the ways of Assmasterier
When used in turn of calling someone a Assbelongker;
Insult- Meaning someone who is extremly gay or loving of the Anal Sex (FOR MALES ONLY)
Props- Meaning someone who is learning the ways of becoming a Master of the Ass
One who is below Assmaster or learning the ways of Assmasterier
When used in turn of calling someone a Assbelongker;
Insult- Meaning someone who is extremly gay or loving of the Anal Sex (FOR MALES ONLY)
Props- Meaning someone who is learning the ways of becoming a Master of the Ass
*after someone says something that really pissed you off at the wrong time*
Shane, your such a fucking assbelongker. Damn it!
*After your best friend got a nice piece of ass*
Dude, I didn't know you where taking after Jonny! You'er becoming a really assbelongker
Shane, your such a fucking assbelongker. Damn it!
*After your best friend got a nice piece of ass*
Dude, I didn't know you where taking after Jonny! You'er becoming a really assbelongker
by Adriel J. Longsworth October 14, 2007
Get the Assbelongker mug.To be a belunker of ones ass. To pack the fudge, give a human booster shot, or to star on queer eye for the sraight guy. Any one who is referred to as an assbelunker, probably is one, and should crawl inside their own ass and die.
"Eat penguin shit, you assbelunker."
"When your done belunking your self in the ass, can you please help me sweep the floor, Mrs. Langcaster, you assbelunker."
"That vice principal made me get the juice box i threw into the bleachers and throw it in the garbage, so I called him an assbelunker, and he accepted it."
"When your done belunking your self in the ass, can you please help me sweep the floor, Mrs. Langcaster, you assbelunker."
"That vice principal made me get the juice box i threw into the bleachers and throw it in the garbage, so I called him an assbelunker, and he accepted it."
by Nick The Man December 28, 2005
Get the assbelunker mug.Another way to say aswell, with a bit of humor. If using the word asswell, after the sentence one must say,"and yes, I did just say asswell. Twice."
I went to the food store and got some pickles asswell as peanut butter, and yes I did just say asswell. Twice.
by 3heilo November 7, 2006
Get the asswell mug.1) Same as “absolutely” but it allows you to loudly sneak in unnoticed the term "ass" ass during any conversation in almost any kind of context when done properly.
2) Sort of comes out naturally instead of “absolutely” when you’re thinking abundantly about ass.
2) Sort of comes out naturally instead of “absolutely” when you’re thinking abundantly about ass.
1)
Boss: -Will the presentation be ready for tomorrow morning?
You: -Assoblutely sir!
2)
Hot girl in the club: -So, what do you think of the club? Do you like it in here?
You: -Assoblutely!
Boss: -Will the presentation be ready for tomorrow morning?
You: -Assoblutely sir!
2)
Hot girl in the club: -So, what do you think of the club? Do you like it in here?
You: -Assoblutely!
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