assoon

A hollow but low-pitched fart, punning on "bassoon".

Mitch walked into the classroom playing the assoon.

by pentozali August 11, 2010

assmonkey

1. the species of primate that swing from the canopy of your asshairs and eat dingleberries.

2.A fag.

3. A dumbass.

1. rob:Yo tom, can you have crabs in your asshairs? cuz my ass itches.
tom: maybe you have a troop of assmonkeys down there.
rob: ?

by luis.... October 14, 2008

assmonger

A faggot that does nothing but fuck his boyfriend in the ass;someone who only fingers(or licks) a girls ass;one who mongers in the anal cavity and falls asleep while penatrating.

Lick her clit you assmonger!

by fuckpshitscockp January 15, 2007

assmonkey

A science experiment gone horribly wrong wherein a monkey is tricked to grow out of a human's ass.

"HOLY CRAP! There's a monkey growing out of your freakin' ass, man!"

by Dr. Damage November 29, 2002

assmonger

Is a person who mongers (climbs headfirst) into ones asshole.

"d00d the nub is a assmonger.. I saw him do it to his grandma!"

by Pedro Gangsta101 August 18, 2006

assmonkey

A name for Ryan and James Park at White Plains Middle School in my spanish class!!

I hate James because he is a stupid assmonkey.

by conner March 23, 2005

Assmonkeysam

A Total well versed veteran. He Loves sucking cock and tossing salad.

Assmonkeysam, quit tossin that salad!

by Justin February 16, 2005