assload

The amount of weight a mule is legally allowed to carry in New Mexico. Roughly 765 Lbs.
Slang: A lot.
Sometimes hyphenated: ass-load.

My boss-hole just gave me an assload of work, that son-of-a-bitch.

by Joe_23 May 30, 2013

asslow

As a person ages, the tone in their buttocks becomes loose, producing what Missourians call "asslow". A hanging-low situation occurs, which makes it difficult to find pants that fit and seats that are comfortable.

My asslow doesn't fit in these pants!
The speaker readjusted his pants up and caused a hush in the room as the audience saw his enormous asslow.
Her asslow was celebrated in twelve counties and won the "lowest asslow" award three years running.

by Zeddicus Rex April 17, 2017

assographer

Asseographer. Ass-og-rapher.

A brutha who is very skilled in the art of taking photos of bootys at just the right angle to make them look hella bootylicious.

"Damn jenko that girl got a phat ass, she should be a model.. That booty need a

assographer."
"Holla a wizzle he's the best assographer On the westside"

by Ristipac May 22, 2017

asslover27

asslover27 loves ass, anyone can be asslover27.

hey is that asslover27?

by moneyandasslover27 January 9, 2023

Asslol

That person who keeps sending you LOLcat pictures while you're trying to get work done.

"I've got to get this spreadsheet done but I can't because that asslol keeps sending me LOLcats every five minutes!"

by SiftinJeff April 22, 2009

Asslighting

When your kid or spouse drops a bomb in the toilet and doesn't flush. And then claims it was your fault.

I know you left the logs in the toilet. Stop Asslighting me. I haven't taken a dump today.

by Zack Morris Day October 7, 2020

Asslighting

When you fart and deny that you have done so.

I was asslighting my boyfriend when I farted and then worked to convince him I did not.

She asslighted him.

by Jan Berry Fly March 15, 2021