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Who is an addicted Player?

Many of us do not need to think twice about this question. We know all to well. Our whole lives and thinking was centered in the Lifestyle in one form or another. Very simply we played The Game to live and Lived The Game to play. For us, we were seemingly married to it. Shotgun courtship and all, we were hitched to the Lifestyle, like a plow-horse to the plow. We broke the ground and tilled the soil, planting the seed of our own disease as we went.

Repeated transgressions against ourselves and society by our malignant bride didn't seem to phase us. Even in the face of over-whelming evidence that we should cut our losses and run, we did not. Through out our subjugation to the lifestyle, we were treated like slaves, all the while throwing everything we held dearly, upon its alter for the inevitable sacrifice. She was a whore through and through-out, but we thought of and fed her our souls, as if she were a saint.

While in the depths of our malignant malady, we did ourselves and others great harm. Many have endured great sufferings at the shakes of our hands. We are individuals caught up in the gravity of something much bigger and more powerful than ourselves, who's desires for us are always the same: Jails, Institutions, or Death...bar none.
Eric has been to prison two times for selling drugs. When he gets out of prison this time he said that "im not going back to the Game, i'll work at Mc Donalds if i have to" Thats what he said the first two times he got locked up. But he always goes right back to the Lifestyle after he has been out a couple months.
I would like to believe that he will beat his addiction to the lifestyle this time. I know that he is an addicted Player.
by Players Anonymous January 25, 2013
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accountant-assisted suicide

An elderly person's planning of his own death to correspond to when the money runs out.
I'm gonna commit accountant-assisted suicide way before I turn 90.
by brontosplachna January 4, 2014
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Ramona addicted

When your overly addicted to ramona. (like me)
by hard to think of a name February 25, 2021
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Meth addicted hillbillies

New term for Hilary's deplorables, but under Biden and you oppose build back better
Do not insult Joe Manchin or call his constituents meth addicted hillbillies.
by Sexydimma January 14, 2022
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assisted living

A place to live where you don't have to do anything. You can nurses and stuff change your bed, do your laundry, and even cool your meals. You can eat free food without paying $50 for groceries and you can have a party every day. This is a place generally for old people, but it will be a great place for a college dormitory.
Old people: Yeah I get to play Bingo every day at the assisted living
College guy: Sweet, I don't have to do anything... these hot nurses can wipe my ass for me.
by Lil Duff June 4, 2008
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Assiated

(Adj.) Pertaining or related to the stupidity of the writer/speaker. Usually used after having read something very stupid or not thought out. No common sense involved.
"This has to be the most assiated, stupidly written bankruptcy questionnaire I have ever read"
by Tyler Earman October 26, 2005
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assisted asphyxiation

When your banging your girlfriend doggystyle in the bathroom and choke her with one hand and and stuff your other four fingers down her throat.
After lots of sex: "I really liked that assisted asphyxiation baby."
by abomb00 September 25, 2009
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