asscrack magee

some one that is a huge ass hole and is annoying the shit out of you

Ben: ass crabs is when there is crabs eating ur shit.
Sean: i was gonna eat dinner u asscrack magee

by Ben Hartling December 23, 2008

asscrack of texas

the area of deep south texas sandwiched between the real world and mexico.

If you live in the rio grande valley, you live in the asscrack of Texas.

by -dash- November 14, 2006

Jesus asscrack

When the clouds part and it rains

Dammit, I knew Jesus asscrack would open up

by bnnmmnbbmjb March 1, 2022

Semour Asscrack

a person who really needs to buy a belt because their ass is always hanging out of their pants

dude theres a semour asscrack back there, dont turn around whatever you do!

by becalicious/hates/sara April 13, 2010

teachers asscrack

Basically, it's somebody who always kisses the teachers fucking ass

"Julie's a TA this year, bc she's constantly kissing her teachers asses, wtf???"

"Yup, she's a teachers asscrack alright!!!"

by F550 Powerstroke February 8, 2014

asscrack conisoure

a man who partakes in all types of gaydom

he was an asscrack conisoure(he takes it in his bum).

by john jizzle February 7, 2007

Your Child's Asscrack

If Joe Biden is even ten miles away from it, you're fucked.

Reporting live from Yopmail User News! A man and his child have committed suicide after Joe Biden ravaged the kid's asscrack! If you give a shit about your child's asscrack, don't let the Joepedo near it.

by Yopmail User November 6, 2022