Ass Goblin. A thin typically loud douche bag that sits next to me in class.
"He's an Ass Goblin!" "Who?" "Higdon!"
"He's an Ass Goblin!" "Who?" "Higdon!"
"He's an Ass Goblin!" "Who?" "Higdon!"
by Doc111 August 11, 2009
The art of a straight man indulging in the fine art art of anal sex with either a man or a woman.A fetish or obession.A person that loses all sense of pride when it comes to ass.
The other night Don and I went drinking,got wasted and passed out back at Don's.I woke up in the morning with a unplesant surprise of Don trying to push his jell-o like dick in my ass.Upon explanation Don confessed he can't help himself he is a ass goblin and just likes ass of all kinds.
by Jellybabyking November 15, 2005
A skinny pale blonde girl who will and has crawled up many ass's. Ass goblins live in Northern California and are invading everywhere.
by ihatebritlen August 31, 2011
Also finds loose change in the couch.
by Dontonson January 17, 2005
by Booby November 09, 2004
The big giant in prison who salivates over anyone who like they can be dominated. Sometimes runs in packs.
ref:Famous Ass Goblins- Damon from Friday after next, Schillenger from OZ, The Sisters from Shawshank Redemption, Nasty Nate from Half Baked ect.
by Sneedley June 16, 2006
sssotlohiefmjn iamthebeast is a wadtastic-ass-goblin
by cb123456789123456789 October 25, 2010