Ass Goblin

Ass Goblin. A thin typically loud douche bag that sits next to me in class.

"He's an Ass Goblin!" "Who?" "Higdon!"

"He's an Ass Goblin!" "Who?" "Higdon!"

by Doc111 August 11, 2009

Ass Goblin

The art of a straight man indulging in the fine art art of anal sex with either a man or a woman.A fetish or obession.A person that loses all sense of pride when it comes to ass.

The other night Don and I went drinking,got wasted and passed out back at Don's.I woke up in the morning with a unplesant surprise of Don trying to push his jell-o like dick in my ass.Upon explanation Don confessed he can't help himself he is a ass goblin and just likes ass of all kinds.

by Jellybabyking December 28, 2005

Ass Goblin

A skinny pale blonde girl who will and has crawled up many ass's. Ass goblins live in Northern California and are invading everywhere.

I seen this hot girl in a white jeep today. " watch out shes an ass goblin"

by ihatebritlen September 2, 2011

Ass Goblin

Also finds loose change in the couch.

Hey Mike, have you seen my quarter? Na man, your ass goblin must have engulfed it.

by Dontonson January 16, 2005

Ass Goblin

An ass hat/ass clown (see ass clown.; A small goblin who dwells in and on your ass!

"Marc and travis are ass goblins" "Holy crap did you see that ass goblin,it ran into his rectum!"

by Booby November 8, 2004

Ass Goblin

The big giant in prison who salivates over anyone who like they can be dominated. Sometimes runs in packs.

ref:Famous Ass Goblins- Damon from Friday after next, Schillenger from OZ, The Sisters from Shawshank Redemption, Nasty Nate from Half Baked ect.

by Sneedley September 2, 2008

wadtastic-ass-goblin

person of no intelligence whom constantly makes an ass of themselves, or just plain dumbass

sssotlohiefmjn iamthebeast is a wadtastic-ass-goblin

by cb123456789123456789 October 25, 2010