Asheel

A name belonging to a god among men. Has unparalleled Charisma (Commonly referred to as 'Asheel Charisma') that makes him invincible to getting in trouble. A very charming young man who is loved for his arrogance and traditionally asshole remarks instead of being hated for them. Adored by millions of men and women who worship the ground he walks on. He has the brains to outsmart you with his quick thinking, but he can also injure you with his ability to kick your ass. No one dares to oppose him in battle because everyone will hate that guy. Asheel's always innocent. That's a fact of life. He always wins. That's also a fact of life. He's practically perfect. Once again, it's a fact of life. Also he knows how to get tons of women which gives him the nickname "tittymaster.' There will never be another Asheel. He is a once in a universe type of a guy. #Fact

Asheel: Nice shirt, wanna bang?
Girl: Yes.

by 69ingTittymaster February 7, 2015

Ashlee Simpson.

Whore. Sucks ass at singing.

Omfg, you, like, make me wanna la la.

by captain katelyn March 24, 2005

Ashlee Simpson

World's most prestigous hoe-down pop-star. Well known for the "oh-shit-they're-playing-the-wrong-song dance." Pop stars are usually notorious for lip-synching, but they don't go on interviews to talk down upon it, and get caught doing it on national TV afterwards.

The younger one is confused about her singing, and the older one is confused about whether chicken of the sea is really chicken or fish.

by 1.8T October 28, 2004

ashlee simpson

One who can't sing. One who blames non talent on others. One who is booed before performance, and off the stage at the Orange Bowl. Also, a failure worthy of their own petition online demise.
www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

See also; Milli Vanilli, Failure, Fugly

www.petitiononline.com/StopAsh/petition.html

by Eric Smithson January 30, 2005

ashlee simpson face

A chick who would look good if her nose, eyes, and mouth were in proper proportion to each other.

"I'd of done her, but she had a fierce ashlee simpson face."

by T-Bone223 December 23, 2008

Ashlee

The most amazing girl you'll ever meet. She's funny and smart, very cute and can set your heart on fire with just a look or a light touch. She's super hot and makes everyone jealous with her good looks. You won't be able to get her off your mind. Once you've had ashlee there is nothing better.

Person 1: See that girl over there? I can't get her out of my head!
Person 2: yeah her names ashlee

by CheeseHoe. March 7, 2011

Ashlee

Ashlee is the best person you can meet and is very Beautiful and fun to be around. She is very lovable and if you find her dont let go of her you will make a bad decision.

Gyann: Hey have you seen Ashlee?
Jensi: Yeah she is Awesome!

by Derpyturtleman June 18, 2017